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The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One

Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia...

by chaosmage25
Past Reflections: Part One

"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800
We All Had Each Other: Part One

Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

by tiger_kitty7788
 
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Are They Really Bland?



This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?



Other Stories


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Transmogrification
I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...

by valkyriemaiden

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The End of the Endless Plains
"You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over."

by sikki_lo

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How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!
So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem!

by rookina

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Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes
You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.

by axel_roze

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Petpetpet Trepidation
Chapter 5, Section B states...

Concept by impishmars

by mao_mau


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And All That Jazz
No fair.

by kiraki325



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