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||Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7
|The Search for Snowflake: Part OneBy now, most people know that Hawkins, a rather average
type of Kyrii painted the glorious color of green, works at the Neopian Times.
What many (including poor Hawkins himself) don't know, however, is what exactly
it is that Hawkins does there...|
|The Rainbow and the Wind: Part OneShe'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel
a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was
cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."|
|BOOM!: Part One"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears
perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!" |
|Mysterious Patchwork: Part OneJust as the Aisha planned, she walked in from the summer heat at the exact moment
of the restock. She reached for one of the shelves near the door and grabbed
a soft, stuffed pet...|
|Escape from the Space Station: Part OneMy life began on the Virtupets Space Station.
I won't say that I was born there, because that implies having a family who
wanted you for you, even before you existed. I was created because there was
work to be done...|
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Will Something Happen?
I’ve read on the message boards about people complaining that instead of “Something Has Happened” often times “Nothing Has Happened” and for quite some time. They’ve not received a visit from Jacko the Phantom Painter and they certainly haven’t heard from the Bug Brothers in a while. Fortunately...
|Maggie the Meerca - a Cautionary Tale|
Once upon a time in Neopia there lived a young Meerca named
Maggie. She was very sweet, and her parents loved her dearly, but she had one
serious character flaw. She was an incessant chatterbox!
|The Art of Magma Blasting|
In Magma Blaster, you play an Alien Aisha (not that you can see him on the
screen anyway) that is selflessly trying to save Tyrannian Neopets from being
squished under the smouldering rocks of impending doom.
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