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Zor: The First Case - Part One

"I heard no notice, mail, letter, or statement stating that I was allowed to come back. I know your manipulative games that you play. You always do the right thing, right? You have never done the right thing..."

by sirussblack
Shayret's Adventure: A Mystery in Meridell - Part One

He had once been the greatest detective in the world…but lately, business had been slow, and little by little Shayret had fallen out of the spotlight, which is why it was such a surprise to him when he woke up to see a letter from the king!

by rc81590
Hold-up At The Robo-Jello-Snow Convention!: Part One

"Nasty-wasty jello-brains and cog-head won't take me to the convenshun, said I didn't belong!" the little furry troublemaker bawled, casting a sideward mischievous glance at his brother and sister.

by tambourine_chimp
Double Agent: Part One

Sometimes I wish I had a challenge to trick, like Lord Kass, she thought.

by cruzerchic123
 
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Beauty Contest A-Z



For such a simple competition it’s amazing how packed the beauty contest is with tricks, strategies, factions and long complicated words. Here I’ve condensed some of the more confusing ones into a simple A-Z of the Beauty Contest. From definitions to how to make your entry stand out this guide has it all…



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A Rather Unsuccessful Attempt at an April Fool's Joke
Something caught the dark faeries interest as she was floating by. It was a Chia, carrying a bunch of paper to print. After a few seconds, Onda realized that it had to be... the Neopian Times!

by shadowcristal

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The Case of the Derelict Jelly Neohome
Ez racked her brains as she tried to recall the address her friend had given her. Was it 100234 or 102340 Coconut Road? She was probably on the wrong side of the neighborhood. But Ionana the Chia had told her that his home was superbly visible...

by kushbi

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An Ode To Instruments
Please keep in mind that this highly important message is not to be taken lightly, as it is one of the most important issues rising upon Neopia today... saving the music.

by o_apollo_o

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The Grundo Snowthrow Guide
*Sigh* It’s winter again and the Grundos are playing happily in the snow….but wait what’s this? A snowball fight?!

by musicoftheflute

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Re@llY Cr@zY
That's why I don't....

by sukuyumaruchan

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A Proverbial Nightmare: Counting
4-3=?

by funandgames999



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