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A Hero's Journey: Rivalry

The complicated feelings brewing between Jeran and Rohane finally bubble to the surface...

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Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective

The penultimate chapter of the Lupe Pack Detectives-The Fake Detective series!

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The Power of Twelve

Kelland investigates whether or not the Darkest Faerie really does wish to redeem herself...

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"A Hero's Ballad: The Marrow" by parody_ham
”I can’t live like this anymore…” The words escaped Rohane’s lips as he sat sulking in the courtyard garden, face buried into his hands. An amber sky slowly shifted to eventide as his stomach grumbled in defiance. When he heard that the kitchen staff would be making meatloaf for the fifth time this week, he voluntarily chose to pick up his own groceries and cook a simple meal. That was the plan, at least. Now he wished that there was a morsel of leftovers in the mess hall, a sliver of meat loaf or a helping of creamed corn. Just the thought of any sort of food made his mouth water. But only a single roll remained, one he polished off in five seconds flat. “You should’ve asked earlier,” the head chef said, pausing briefly from his cleanup while his staff wiped down tables and swept the floors. The sweaty green Moehog had thinning brown hair lost in part from the frequent shenanigans of the Order.

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