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Trouble in Paradise

Drew pushes his luck, as well as Mipsy and Velm, to their limits.

by parody_ham
Si & Jay

The misadventures of a young Siyana (Si) and Jerdana (Jay) before they served on the council of Altador come to an end!

by cookiez101
A Hero's Journey: Masquerade

Meredith stays a step ahead of our heroes!

by precious_katuch14
Thompkens Jenkins, Master of Disguise

Thom's misadventures masquerading as Mrs. Dinsley come to an end.

by dewdropzz
Neopia Central: The Musical!

Join us for the thrilling finale!

by rielcz
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Welcome to the Vegetable Patch

It is no secret that I have a soft spot for 'vegetable' Chias (the clue is in my user name) and my little ol' veggie garden is constantly watched over by reformed Chiavore and chia champion, Chiaholic, the glorious Ghost Lupe - who makes absolutely sure that my fabulous vegetable Chias (along with their Petpets and P3s) are free to frolic peacefully in their gorgeous garden, without any fear of being nibbled, sliced or steamed. You may very well have already noticed that some vegetable types are only found in and around certain Neopian lands whilst others are not always quite so easy to identify since a few fruits are really rather sneaky - shamelessly masquerading as veggies when they are not! Fruits which are often misclassified and/or mistakenly described as vegetables include: Aubergines, Peppers and Tomatoes.

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Memories of Home
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The Off Season
I'm starting to think Marina doesn't have a medical license...

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