|Where there's a Weewoo, there's a way
||Issue: 428 | 29th day of Sleeping, Y12
|The Wise Whoot: Guardian of the Elements - Part Nine"Are you okay?" Blaze whispered. It was the first time he had spoken to his master in a while.|
|Yuletide Witches: Part Six"So glad you could make it!" the Shoyru cackled, performing a mock bow.|
|Difficulties: Part NineI was shocked. Elisa adopted another pet without telling me? And when did she start signing her Neomails with her full name, as if I didn't know her?|
|Irregular Bane: Part Eight"Hello, Bane."
No. Not you.... Anyone but you...
Art by saro_the_legendaerie
|Above The Ashes: Part Seven"He was here," the robot droned calmly. "I have reason to believe he is behind this sudden eruption..."
Also by imogenweasley. Art by imogenweasley.
|The Fallen: Faint-Hearted - Part FiveWhat was Countess Mezzanotte doing now? Surely she wouldn't need to manipulate Wehn now...|
|Magical Evil: Part FourLibby gasped. "You must mean Memphis! We have to go talk to him! Maybe... maybe he's part of Alarisca’s plan!"|
|Sands of Time: The Beginning - Part Four"I'm sorry, but I have been specifically commanded by Metthallion, head of the Royal Sakhmetahn Guard, not to allow anyone in."|
|The Puzzling Voyage to Geraptiku: Part Four"Arrrggghhh!!!" screamed Captain Sam as she looked around at the empty treasure room the group had fallen asleep in. Every gold doubloon, every jewel-encrusted weapon or shield was gone. |
|Hatred Because Of Love: Deyna's Story - Part ThreeIt was 8:00 PM as I was heading downstairs to grab a sandwich. From the kitchen, I could hear the kid's voice chatting away.|
|Behind Her Stars: Part Two"Journalist? For the Neopian Times?" Alex said and I could hear the disbelief in his voice. |
|The Prophecy Faeries: Part Two"By the way," Clarisse whispered as she walked past Bernadette, "I wasn't reading your thoughts, just watching your memories."|
|Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Two"We can't trust him," Ash said flatly.|
|Hearts of Fire: Part ThreeCarmen was starting to be a little uneasy about that plan... one night, she'd found the Neopedia articles on "Sloth" and "Mutants" while the others were asleep. A few phrases from the latter particularly haunted her...|
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"Message in a Bottle" by jbergz8495
Joanie had been turned grape. Of course, her mother went crazy. At first, Joanie thought her mother was upset, but it was actually the exact opposite. "You look so adorable!" her mother squealed. Joanie never thought those words would come out of her rough and tough mother's mouth. "We need to get you some smaller clothes, don't we!" She grabbed Joanie's hand, something...
|Illusen's Missing Piece|
Three pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient?
|Wobbly Food Thoughts From a Wobbly Mind|
The other day I ate a Jhudora Jelly. Before bedtime. The item description tells us this jelly is NOT toxic but made out of just lime. So I ate my perfectly harmless, before bedtime snack and settled down into dreamland.