|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 357 | 29th day of Hiding, Y10
|Following the Wind: Part EightAtrik laughed, her harsh voice resounding off the walls in the quiet hall. "So you've come here to take your revenge? Ha! How petty!"
Also by noob
|The King of Werelupes: Part EightSomehow, Apsy failed to be surprised. The fact that Shadowheart wanted to take over Neopia wasn't really jaw-dropping material...|
|The Treasure of Xutu: Part Seven"I told you two. I told you these books were restricted! And now look what has happened!"|
|Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part Five"All right," Cyrus began as he rolled up the antidote scroll, "your job, Shadow, is to paint over this week's new exhibit at the Art Gallery with red paint."|
|Dasher Soley's Final Flight: Part FiveThe crowd went wild, screeching in delight at the first goal, scored by none other than Krawk Island...|
|The Legend of Vasnia: Part FourHektor watched in horror as one stray weapon soared through the water and struck the chain, causing the entire structure to collapse...|
|Insured?: Part Four"I was supposed to have an audience with the queen," Oscar replied, "but it looks like it's been cancelled."|
|Saving Terror Mountain: Part Four"Follow me to Jhudora's cloud," Nella said.|
|Tales of an Unwanted Pet: Part Three"We just snuck into Dr. Death's office!"|
|Finding Dirk: Part TwoShock. That's what I'm feeling right now. I'm being attacked by evil, mindless robots who have apparently posed as my "family" my entire life...|
|Summer's Stories: My First Mystery - Part ThreeAfter breakfast, I ran back up to my room and flipped open my suspect book. It was time to research the suspects.|
|A Tale of Two Faeries: Part Two"Sorry, Your Majesty!" squeaked Fin. "I mean, erm, um, sorry, your Illusen-ness, your Supreme Illusen-ship, ma'am. Uh, sorry."|
|The Sound of Love: Part Two"I was thinking that it's about time we made one final addition to our family."|
Search the Neopian Times
What do we see in mutants? A hideous, twisted, cruel mastermind working for the nefarious Dr. Sloth? Or do we see a kind-hearted intelligent fellow who just wants a home? Many of us would think the first question asked. We don't see kind souls in the eyes of mutants. Most of the time we see an evil scheming devious pet just waiting for you to invite it into your home. DON'T think this. Mutants are often cast aside as one of the worst kind of pets...
"Well," Marie began, looking at us, "As you know, we have been saving for a royal paintbrush for quite some time now."
|NeoBusiness School for the Conscience-Impaired|
Are you fed up with renting out the upper floor of your Neohome for extra income to brawling pirates who play Deckball in the wee hours of the morning? Are you exhausted trying to convince your Neopet that the Pile of Sludge you gave her is indeed a perfectly acceptable Petpet?