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||Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
|Waiting for Anna: Part TenI am a real magician, she thinks at him, fiercely, and the audience is back. Her brother is gone, or maybe he's still out there; she can't tell any more through the stage lights. Anna takes a deep breath, and begins...|
|Let Darkness Fall: Part EightStanding to meet them at the altar was Jeran. He looked the same as he always had when they had talked as friends, except for the pleading look in his eyes...|
|Abandoned: Part SevenNot a second passed before Taite heard the slam of the patio doors, announcing Kiran's presence. "All right, you can look now!"|
|The Travels of Mijjol Lightwielder: Part Seven"Wait a moment... there's something else in here." Mijjol felt inside the envelope carefully, and drew out a thin sheet. There was writing on it...|
|Etana the Coward: Part SixIn just a few paces they'd reach the gateway to the palace, and then they'd meet the guards... and soon after that the whole of Thornstone would know...|
|A Skunk Story: Part Three"No! I can't be out of paper!" I shouted to the sky...|
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part SixSuddenly a shiver ran down his spine, and he instinctively turned around to survey the woods around them. A low chuckle made him jump, and a Halloween Lupe stepped out into light of the town. Crimson eyes glinted maliciously...|
|The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part FourIt was an uncharacteristically cool day in Brightvale. There were few customers inside the shop in the early afternoon, so they usually closed it for an hour or two and went for a walk through the meadow...|
|Smurdnunoc: Part FourThe Krawk gave a weak shrug. "I... felt I had to add my own little bit in..." he explained meekly. "I haven't gotten a lot of good lines so far this story..."|
|Waiting Out the Storm: Part FourShe nodded very slightly, almost paralyzed with terror. Her eyes opened wider as the two of them simultaneously backed away from the hideous monster. Its eyes followed them...|
|Of Meepits and Dark Faeries: Part Three"You've made enough mess as it is. Look at my castle." Irathatora was coming down the stairs. "It's a mess, and you're going to be cleaning it up, once I deal with these Meepits..."
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|Ice Cream: Part TwoAlong one wall was a row of what looked like giant cones for ice cream, empty and on their sides. Adee ran over to them...|
|The Mystery of the Crystal Anubis: Part TwoNo one seemed to be taking any charge. I saw some Neopets opening windows and jumping through them, because the door couldn't fit as many people as were trying to escape. "Quiet!" I yelled...|
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Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!
|Eye of the Storm|
The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...