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Another Hero's Journey: Part Six

All he cared about was finding Rohane, but the storm had decided to delay his plans...

by precious_katuch14
Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Jealousy - Part Seven

"King Skarl doesn't show up until this afternoon," Rolan said. "And I don’t think we can do very much until he gets here. Once he does, Jeran, I need you to keep him busy – preferably with Father..."

by nimras23
Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Four

Kass's hollow gaze drifted slowly up to meet hers, glinting weakly as whatever fading remnant of consciousness his body still held struggled to assert itself...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

Afternoon Tea: Part Four

"Well," began the Shoyru. "We have all sorts of flavors of coffee, cappuccino, latte, hot chocolate, tea..." The last word lingered in the air. Tea. For a brief moment, all of the details in Afton's life vanished as that one word echoed in her mind...

by reggieman721
Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Five

Pemero stood for a moment, gazing into the narrow space, eyes wide and fearful. Then, as the sound of screeching footsteps filled the air behind him, he also shed his cloak and dove into the pipe...

by yatomiyuka
Tangled Up in Blu: Part Five

Blu sat bolt upright. Another dream, and another perturbing one at that. That figure, it must be the person who stole the Trident, she thought, but who is it?

by hotchick859
Catching Up: Part Two

Lianar and Arielle took their places in the racers. Their teacher showed them how to start the carriages, and how to start the mechanism that laid down a trail of purple smoke behind them, and waved Arielle to the other side of the field...

by extreme_fj0rd
The Mirror of Memories: Part Four

"I want you to do something to get Malin's attention! I don't know, go knock something over and make a big ruckus. Just don't let her open that umbrella case and see the journal!"

by sytra
Twist of Fate: Part Three

"Are you sure?" she asked. "Once I do this, you can't go back to what you are now..."

by mandapanda9188
Spells, Secrets, and Snowberry Tea: Part Two

Luther didn't look offended at all. "Oh, I'm not even paying. It was Griptor's gift to me, for services to the hotel. Two weeks in Terror Mountain! A warm suite in the Mountain Lodge!"

by kemppotatoe
Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part Three

"Are you crazy?" Kikoo asked. "The cage floor and bars are solid steel; even you can't dig through that! The only way to get rid of these bars is to melt them, and the only fire is guarded by the meepits..."

by 0199498115
The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Three

"Stacey, we really have to leave now. We have many things to do today," the Usul told the tour guides and smiled sweetly. The two brown Meercas stopped in their tracks. They turned around and their gleaming eyes focused right at Trina's sleepy face...

by ummagine3284
 
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Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented. And I think I know exactly how to do that. Maybe. Seriously. If you're going to give a gift, make it good. That's my point. Good gifts bring love and happiness. Bad gifts bring anger and violence. No gifts bring depression and more violence. Nobody likes violence. Some people do. I do, to an extent. But not when it's directed at me! And I'm sure you don’t like that very much, either. It's time to rectify this horrible situation!



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