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||Issue: 198 | 8th day of Swimming, Y7
|A Wizards Beginning: Part Ten"No can do," came the reply from Tyvek. "I have
a lot to teach you, specifically about the Laws of Wizardry."|
|True Friends: Part FourThe starry Elephante nodded. "Like the new look?"
she asked, performing a quick spin...|
|Playing The Part: Part Seven"We'll get
to the bottom of this," he said. "Besides, we've got clues now, right?"|
|Jhudora's Weakness: Part FiveIn our heads, we heard an awful screaming, then
Jhudora's voice. "How dare you destroy my land? You will pay dearly!"
|Cruor Stilla: Part FiveZackwel had said he might come by, so she guessed
that meant she was confined to the house if she wanted to see him...|
|Harmless Wishes: Part Five"Those rascals," she whispered. "Eating when
they should be making wishes!"|
|Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Part Five"So Storm's
interfering, eh?" he muttered. Scarback had dealt with the pirate Lupe before...|
|For The Life of a Pirate: Part Four“We
have a treatment for stowaways, and that is that they must pay for their board
by working around the ship.”|
|The Son of Sahkmet: Part FourHer life had always been a prison; she had been
trapped and powerless in a kingdom that was not her own for most of her life...|
|Teaching Mr. Bristle: Part FourGarfy stared at Mr.
Bristle's desk for a moment, then stared in shock at the teacher sitting proudly
at his neat and organized desk...|
|Home < High Seas: Part Three Desterenel, however, wasn't all that thrilled.
She had been perfectly happy, falling asleep to the sounds of pirates grumbling,
muttering, fighting, and singing...|
|EndingArrow: Part ThreeI gazed up at the moon, only the thinnest crescent visible. What
had happened back at the tavern? |
|Johnny's Story: Part ThreeThree figures came stomping down the stairs.
I stared, my eyes wide with half fright and half examination...|
|DeSoni's Potion Predicament: Part Three"But… imagine, peace between Alien Aishas and Neopians.
Rocky, it's my dream come true."|
|Curses, Inside-Out: Part TwoGalgarrath already had his sword out and ready to defend his lord.
Though...defend against what was the question...
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|The Curse of Maraqua: Memories - Part TwoCrawling under it, she curled up into a tight
ball as the rain outside splattered down. She had to find that Eyrie. She had to...
|By My Honor: Part TwoHe stared at the Zafara with his cruel eyes, walking
in a slow circle around him, and Tory felt himself shrinking from the beady
|Chain of Pearls: Part TwoThis was Trisha's chance for redemption, to show
that she was an adult. Natasha couldn't help but to roll her eyes at the thought...|
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"Lost: Baby Kau. Please return to Faerieland Library" by tessd1891
He decided to go to Faerieland to visit his favorite place, the library. He liked to read, and he loved talking to the Library Faerie. She was so smart, he thought she must know everything...
|The Magic Paw|
Frika slowly parted the branches and stared into it.
It was a glowing puddle of water...
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