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|A Wizards Beginning: Part SevenHe saw a Minion run past them, the blaster steady
in his hand. It seemed to pay no attention to the two as he darted past. "Chief!"
it yelled to the other Minion who had followed the smashing of the glass. |
|Savak: The Redemption - Part Eight“Lupes on the plains follow a single leader as we
do, your Highness,” Jearii said. “It’s only natural that he would show you the
same respect that he would give his pack leader, if he didn’t hold that title
|A Shadow in the Light: Knowledge and Remembrance - Part Five"But
why haven't we ever heard of this bunch of rubbish? How do we know this isn't
all some sick joke planned by those two Kougras?" |
|The Card House Falls: Part ThreeSahara Princess snapped and her minions assembled
themselves in a huge circle, keeping the green Wocky and the red Kougra out
of reach of the doors, windows, and even any other rooms...|
|Playing The Part: Part Four"Sweet, do you mind moving that spotlight a little bit to
the left?" asked Miss Ford. "Your sister needs a little lighting, as she is the
center of attention."|
|The Chronicles of Knight II: Rebuilding the Forsaken - Part Three Those who knew him understood what
that glimmer was: it was a mark placed on him when he had used severe and powerful
magic to destroy the late king of the Citadel, Blake...|
|Jhudora's Weakness: Part TwoHappily, we all set off. But we didn't realize
how hard it would be. We tripped over many roots, found places so thick with
trees we couldn't get through...|
|Cruor Stilla: Part Two"You
can play innocent all you want, but we both know you indirectly insulted me,
and I have no problem telling the Royals a story that will convince them that
you are out of line with their laws..."|
|To Be A Master: One Step Nearer - Part Three"Your Master gave you a new name?" Aragon inquired.
"Aihami-Master never gave us new names..."|
|Harmless Wishes: Part Two"Oh," the Gelert said. "Still, this wishdust
is precious! Why's the price so low?"|
|Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Part TwoThe starry Kougra slammed the pad back on the
oak table. Avalon stood shaking angrily for a moment, his eyes narrow slits.
After a few minutes of angry silence, Avalon's thoughts turned to what he should
|Rebel's Initiation: Part Two"Hello Michy and Rebel," said Deadeye. "Protoges
of the great Cap'n Threelegs I presume. A kind soul once he forgets he's a pirate."
He ended with a smile.|
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Why couldn't she have been born a faerie? She longed to live in the clouds now, more than ever before. Nobody would bother her!...
|An Issue of Sanity|
This has to be the best thing that has ever
happened! I've been commissioned to write a memoir of one of my favorite Neopets
of all time! Why, for the life of me, I cannot remember the last time such an
event of good fortune has come my way!
|The Seris Story: Visitor in the Night|
It had been over a year since he had been at
the Haunted Woods for a vacation. The Pant Devil had appeared, taking his only
friend, and planting memories that Seris had no will to recollect...
All kinds of Stamp types albums and sorters (No such thing, I made it up), are
collected by enthusiasts, but Stamps suit all budgets and there are collectors’
guilds all over Neopia...