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by _solo_m_
Not Sure..

If Cavemen, Or ??

by kayona4
Sleepless in Neopia: Part 2

Quit it! Quiet the Questers! Collab with T0tor0

by elipsis4k
The Secrets of the Magma Pool

"Only those well-versed in the ways of Moltara are permitted to enter the Pool." Collab with plagne

by profebest
Sloth Takeover

Who really broke Flash? And Why? Collab with aikuanda.

by merpiie
The Kadoatery Wordsearch!

Can you find them all?

by zed16

Where else would you keep your collection?

by dylan_the_ninja
Cheer Up, Buttercup!

An ongoing series following an upbeat light faerie taking on the task of trying to get this grey faerie to cheer up!

by kikyo_shall_burn
Testing the Waters

This is going to be so great!

by lava_lamp_1
A Minor Problem...

And this is why all verbal requests are banned at the Kreludan Mining Corp. collab with andypopo

by baiuki
Follow Me to the Desert

I am melting..

by crazyjoe99
Spot the 10 Differences

Can you spot the differences between these two pictures?

by xlorally

Faboo is in the eye of the beholder.

by love_check
A Faerie's Crossword

Do you know the names of the faeries?

by eleganza_lights
Patience is a Virtue

Alert and ready! Collab with friends_rock2135

by roxanna203
An Acquired Taste

You're looking so good right now!

by rescur
Change of Plans

Forget what I said!

by crazy_mia
More Than Just NP at the Wishing Well

Littering isn't cool, little Kyrii!

by akezis
The Ghost Lupe REs, pt.1


by brenda_bbm
Krawk Island Crossword

Enjoy this krawk island themed puzzle collab with itaela and rorylorelai333

by muddywater1
Tonu Day 6 Errors

Find the 6 errors while getting ready to celebrate Tonu Day! Collab with neelii and givilato.

by belindaword
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A Critique of My New Home’s Library

Greetings, my friends! You probably don’t recognise me from the last time we spoke; back then I was critiquing the food in the Neopian Pound and how I petitioned to have some form of Gourmet meal at least once a week. (yes, this request was summarily rejected, and no, Dr_Death did not accuse me of not being able to understand how budgets worked. Anyway). A few months ago, I was a Gelert languishing in peasantry. My fur, albeit a beautiful sapphire that shone like the sea itself, was in vast need of an upgrade, but of course, you’re not going to get that in the Pound. But as luck would have it, my sponsor saw great potential in me, and promptly supplied me with a Kougra Morphing Potion, and a Royal Paint Brush. Now, I have become the pet and royalty...

Other Stories


Gourmet Mynci Day
A hard-working Mynci is determined to not let the woes of his day job stop him from enjoying Mynci day!

by cazcazig


Almost Friendly
Illusen finds solace in an unlikely place after her ideas are shot down by the Faerie Council.

by iamcjblack


3 Non-Flash Games To Hold You Over
This guide will walk you through the best non-Flash games to substitute into your daily routine.

by weee5067


Gearing Up for Gadgadsbogen with Tropical Foods
Are you ready to take a dive into the freshest fruit shop around?

by jackie247


Trouble in Paradise
Drew leads Mipsy and Velm through the treacherous temple traps.

by parody_ham


When the End......
Another story of ancient Bori civilization...

by daveandbaltoro

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