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It's Better Than Nothing!

ugh...

by piratesy
What ever you do, don't look behind you!!!

Good luck..

by hunnybunnie
What is Sloth up to?

Also by ruben160

by teca_alvarenga

The Perks of Being a JubJub

Maybe next year...or not :(

by xorag
Return to Neo #02

Mistakes were made...

by cami_v27
A Dying Language

By any other name .... it's still disgusting.

also by cloudypoogle

by rooftopchicken

Happy Birthday

inception...

by doug_henrique
Silver's Reset Challenge #1

The beginning of a new adventure.

by kuroneko_kitty
A Day in the Kadoatery

Bad attitudes and bad puns.

by voiceprint
Baelia doesn't like parties...

But don't you wanna join?

Also by neoschulz

by sthephanie

The Meridellians: Ol' Balthy

I'll have him...

by islandforever
Zurroball

The best way to avoid frustration is not to play at all!

by _quartervirus_
Yooyuball Fail

Secret Weapon to the rescue!

by andypopo
Nice first impression!

Was that intentional, Mirli?

by valokki
Technically true...

Hey, everyone DID notice how she caught the ball!

by alli_draggy
Yay! New avatar!

Really?

by doug_henrique
 
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"An Officially Unofficial Yooyu" by lissiekat10
I'm just your everyday, nondescript Petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other Petpet: taking walks in the park with the other Petpets, being fed only the highest grade Petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept. Oh. You've noticed, haven't you? I am a Yooyu. This fact has many implications that I can assure you are not true. I do not like to be handled, I do not like the loud cheering of the Altador Stadium and I most certainly do NOT like to be tossed about like some sort of ball! It's just not in my nature. So, you may be wondering why a Yooyu would feel the way I do, and especially why I am making this known during the height of the Altador Cup season. Let me explain my past to you. I was a young Yooyu, just becoming large enough to be used as a ball but just under the standard size limit required for an official game of Yooyuball. Therefore, I was given to the children of a local school team as a plaything--the audacity, I know! But at the time I was actually ecstatic about being so important as to be used as a ball in such an important game, official or not! So I trained and worked out, practicing curling up into a tight ball and staying that way as I was tossed gently back and forth by my early handlers. It wasn't too bad, the landings were just a little rough. But I was ready to move on and hopefully size up so I could be considered for an official game. This kiddie game would be a breeze and then my real career would start!




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Through Everything
“And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, “Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats.” Therefore…”

by diggingdeeper

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An Officially Unofficial Yooyu
I'm just your everyday, nondescript petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other petpet: taking walks in the park with the other petpets, being fed only the highest grade petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept.

Oh. You've noticed, haven't you?

I am a Yooyu.

by lissiekat10


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The Kadoatery: The Various Kadoatie Personalities
Whether you’re new to Kad feeding and are working your way towards obtaining the avatar or you’re an overfeeder who spends the majority of their time hanging out at the Kadoatery, I guarantee that at some point you will have met some, if not all these Kadoatie personalities!

by mel_liew_ming_li

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Underrated Neopets (And Why You Should Get One)
Want to create a new Neopet but can't decide which one? Here are a few ideas that might get you started!

by yoshisislandbandit

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Hope For New:Part Two
Late at night, thunder crashed around outside the little bars of my cage. The pound wasn’t a nice place, let me tell you. Dr. Shtalker would make his rounds every day, collecting the pets who had been there for the longest, and taking them to his lab, cackling with joy, and every day I hoped I wouldn’t be one of those pets who never returned.

by hazelsmartotop

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The Shadow of Takeryuu:Part Seven
The trip to the mines was not easy. Faerie shadows constantly swooped down at them, eyes aglow, but Eunji and Min were quick to dispatch them. Eunji, being faerie-coloured, was especially sensitive to magic, and she let that sense guide her as she led her friends into a dark shaft in the side of a mountain, a hole that looked like a bottomless pit.

by cosmicfire918



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