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It's Better Than Nothing!

ugh...

by piratesy
What ever you do, don't look behind you!!!

Good luck..

by hunnybunnie
What is Sloth up to?

Also by ruben160

by teca_alvarenga

The Perks of Being a JubJub

Maybe next year...or not :(

by xorag
Return to Neo #02

Mistakes were made...

by cami_v27
A Dying Language

By any other name .... it's still disgusting.

also by cloudypoogle

by rooftopchicken

Happy Birthday

inception...

by doug_henrique
Silver's Reset Challenge #1

The beginning of a new adventure.

by kuroneko_kitty
A Day in the Kadoatery

Bad attitudes and bad puns.

by voiceprint
Baelia doesn't like parties...

But don't you wanna join?

Also by neoschulz

by sthephanie

The Meridellians: Ol' Balthy

I'll have him...

by islandforever
Zurroball

The best way to avoid frustration is not to play at all!

by _quartervirus_
Yooyuball Fail

Secret Weapon to the rescue!

by andypopo
Nice first impression!

Was that intentional, Mirli?

by valokki
Technically true...

Hey, everyone DID notice how she caught the ball!

by alli_draggy
Yay! New avatar!

Really?

by doug_henrique
 
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The Paintbrush Conspiracy



Welcome, dear reader. Speaking here is Dr. Rosalie Thompson, journalist and registered physician. In the last few months, I excavated the Neovian Printing Press and unveiled a conspiracy that might redefine all Neopians’ conception of reality. Follow me on this journey of enlightenment. If you’ve been a citizen of Neopia for a long enough time, it’s possible that you may have painted your Neopet using one of those infamous paintbrushes. Paintbrushes are highly sought-for items that retail for a large amount of Neopoints due to their apparent magical properties that allow a Neopian to customize their Neopet according to their tastes. But how do paintbrushes really work? How have they appeared into Neopia? Those are answers that will be answered today. Beware, disturbing content ahead.



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An Officially Unofficial Yooyu
I'm just your everyday, nondescript petpet. My color is plain, the color that I was born with. I am not painted a special color and I'm okay with that. I enjoy all the same activities as any other petpet: taking walks in the park with the other petpets, being fed only the highest grade petpet food available, and being pampered with toys, grooming items, and a nice cushy bed to curl up in at the end of the day. A comfortable and relaxed life definitely the life for me. That is all I want and all I will accept.

Oh. You've noticed, haven't you?

I am a Yooyu.

by lissiekat10


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Through Everything
“And so, you can easily argue that Hornington’s theories do not stand up to current scientific standards, as well as entirely contradict the findings of Rosher in his study, “Swamp Gas Aishas in Their Natural Habitats.” Therefore…”

by diggingdeeper

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Underrated Neopets (And Why You Should Get One)
Want to create a new Neopet but can't decide which one? Here are a few ideas that might get you started!

by yoshisislandbandit

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Snaw's Beauty Post: Shampoos That Shine!
Hello, my adoring, impressionable fans! Welcome to the first ever issue of Snaw’s Beauty Post: Neopia’s most trusted and highly acclaimed series of articles centered on the dos and don’ts of Neopian grooming products.

by downrightdude

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Neovia's Corruption
“My dear, the Kiko Lake Team poses absolutely no risk to the kingdom,” King Altador spoke, stirring his hot cup of tea with a small silver spoon.

by trishabeakens

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Hope For New:Part Two
Late at night, thunder crashed around outside the little bars of my cage. The pound wasn’t a nice place, let me tell you. Dr. Shtalker would make his rounds every day, collecting the pets who had been there for the longest, and taking them to his lab, cackling with joy, and every day I hoped I wouldn’t be one of those pets who never returned.

by hazelsmartotop



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