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It's Raining Mortogs (Indoors)

unexplained phenomena...

by piratesy
The Dump

Some events are just that important.

by trishabeakens
Unintentional Outcome

King Skarl is tired of hearing the same joke.

by coolnish_azn101
Altador Cup Tryouts!

...but maybe I changed my mind.

by xorag
Altador Cup Plans?

Wait what?

Art by valokki

by ruben160

Every Neopian after the Daily Dare!

Neopians love the Daily Dare & the Altador Cup - whether they accept it or not! Here's one such Neopian!

by azeiah
How Though?

Was that really necessary?

by _blues_
Neopian Finals Week

Finals week be like...

by t_rangersrule
Battledome Time

Just gonna borrow them for a bit.

by hamster_z
Ouch!

The reason why Spacerocked only should be played in space...

Idea by: hannahcreep

by zusania

Neopets Fact and Fiction: Snowager Reality

I just wanted something nice but okay...

by andypopo
Return to Neo

This shouldn't take long...

by cami_v27
On Point

Don't you see me counting? I don't have time for your silly inquiries...

by ssjelitegirl
Neglectful Owner

"That's pretty gross..."

"Is it tho?" Sketch & Storyboard by blink_darkphoenix

by raiane_flarean_1

Head in the Clouds: Lab Ray

Surprised he still recognizes him...

by yoshisislandbandit
 
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"Memoir of a Sorceress: Heroes Unite" by lovely413
The times were dark, little light was to be found throughout Neopia. My teacher, Seradar, and I began to grow worried about the purple clouds surrounding Meridell. Our efforts to make any contact with King Skral had failed, so we decided to take our concerns to Faerieland. Usually, I enjoyed my stays in Faerieland. The foliage always seemed greener, the faces were friendlier, and the air smelled vaguely of freshly baked flower crackers. This time, however, was different. There was a sense of panic in the air, a feeling of hopelessness that was almost contagious. It was a difficult feeling to shake off, but looking back I somehow managed. We had a meeting with Fyora around lunch to discuss the darkness that consumed Meridell, I had to collect myself. The meeting was not as helpful as I had hoped. Reflecting on the experience, it was just a group of empathetic people bonding over their shared confusions and frustrations. Our only hope was Illusen, but her and her glade seemed to succumb to the darkness as well. Unsure what to do, the meeting dismissed and I headed towards the library to do some additional research. Along the way I ran into a kind, old Aisha who had a peculiar familiarity to her. She had beautiful silver hair that flowed elegantly down her arms.




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Memoir of a Sorceress: Heroes Unite
The times were dark, little light was to be found throughout Neopia.

by lovely413

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Edna the Avatar Thief (Part 1)
Edna the witch is probably one of the more written about villains in the Neopian Times. Villain you might say? Well villain she is indeed! Not even Dr. Sloth himself would have the nerve to ask for 20,000 Neopoints of items per quest and not give a pesky avatar out! Edna has no such limitations.

by m0nster_rancher

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Optimal Pyramids Play
I've immersed myself in the wonder of the Pyramids, been visited by the queens and kings of the Lost Desert and started dreaming in cards. That's right, I've been maddened by the variant of Solitaire that a certain Aisha has been peddling in front of the Lost Desert's biggest landmark, Pyramids!

by testmatch

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A Fyora Day Edition: Top 10 Fyora Day Party Items!
Fyora Day is one of the most looked forward to Neopian holidays, and falls within the Month of Relaxing, but don't be fooled - one can't relax if they intend to prepare to celebrate Fyora Day in style. How does one celebrate Fyora Day in a fashion that will make their Neofriends green with envy, and want to join in with the fun?

by princess__neo277

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Hope For New
I’m just a yellow Kougra; nothing special. If you want to read my story, go ahead. My story has a happily-ever-after, yes, but it’s not like that. My story is much more complicated. It’s hard for me to even tell it nowadays. So if you really, truly want to read it, go ahead. Go on, read it, but this is a warning.

by hazelsmartotop

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TWELVE Tips to Help You Succeed in Life:Part Twelve
FINAL TIP: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

by downrightdude



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