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Your Friendly Guide to Random Avatars: Part 4

Pushing your friend to the limits of sanity isn't right, give that Gnorbu a break!

Also by hatsuomi.

by drabkin

Quiggle's Joke

Nice

Also by neschulz

by sthephanie

Picky Kadoatie

Seems like a really good time...to just feed me pls thx!

This comic is a collaborative effort with User: mel_liew_ming_li

by prada_prince

A Techo Pun

Tell me why?

by kennielee
Purple Fog

What a generous faerie!

by supertualet
A day of work ...or?

Very Suspicious...Also by dry_oasis

by ruben160
Imperial Exam

Yeesh...better luck next time

by stunningful
Totally Normal Topsi

He He He

by butterflybandage
Remiss Dreaming: Paper Cream

Looks like solving the melting ice cream problem is far from being solved for all individuals.

by silentnight188
Brand New Color!

I knew it would be steampunk but...wow!

by seismic_drift
RE: Wait a minute...

This doesn't look right...

by orlovo
Dr. Sloth trying to blend in

One does not simply camouflage their way onto neopian domination!

by littlegirlydude
Comedy!

When you don't get the joke until later...

by butterflybandage
Housesitting

It's been a real challenge running the Hidden Tower...

by ssjelitegirl
Back to School

I'm sure he would make a great professor.

by hamster_z
 
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A Guide to Owning an Elephante



A Guide to Owning an Elephante by iloveoreos_ Everyone loves their Neopet - yes, that's true. But not many people know how to care for the often overlooked Elephante. You may know to walk your Lupe or how to comb your Wocky, but do you really know how to properly care for your Elephante?? This guide will tell you everything that you need to know!! 1. Feed them their favorite foods Believe it or not, Elephantes absolutely love snacking. Their favorite snack of all is peanuts! I suggest starting out with a Basket of Peanuts, but if that doesn’t satiate your Elephante then you will want to buy a Bag of Peanuts as well. Yes, they are a bit on the expensive side but you want nothing but the best for your precious Elephante. As a bonus, feeding them a Bag of Peanuts for the first time will also get you a nice, shiny avatar – Elephante Surprise. You can use this avatar for chatting on the Neoboards or in your guild and show off your true love for this awesome Neopet!! For Elephantes with more expensive tastes there are rare Gourmet Foods. Your pet will truly be living the life of luxury when you feed them these amazing dishes. This automatically puts your pet into the Gourmet Club, where they can compete to eat the highest number of the most exquisite foods in Neopia.



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"So... You've Dyed Your Hair..."
Her hair wasn't the only thing that Illusen had changed...

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The Breadmaster's Story
It was a regular day at the sea, where pirates were working on their ship, scurrying about, yelling things to each other. On this ship, also worked a kacheek as the ship's cook.

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Behind the Emblems
The exciting time of Altador Cup is fast approaching. As it is a well known fact, every team in the Altador Cup has their own unique emblem. You can see and recognise them easily, comfortably distinguishing between Roo Island and Darigan. But what inspired the different lands to create their own emblems? Which were the driving factors that make them recognisable to the eyes of a supporter? It might have taken me twelve years but I can finally reveal the scoop behind every emblem!

by water_park1993

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Talek's Trophy Tips: Wacky Wardrobe Adventures
Ever wondered how to get that shiny golden trophy? Or chase up that elusive avatar? With guides abound, it has never been easier to get trophies. Everyone’s writing down tips, but you still can’t wrap your head around it? Talek will take you down the path towards the gamer superstardom. Follow this new series of “Talek’s Trophy Tips”, and every once in a while I will present you with a new tutorial how to make it to the top of the scoreboard. This article will provide a step-by-step tutorial and some advanced insight to reach that extra mile.

by talekdolorn

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Of Silence: Signed and Sealed:Part Three
I AM OKAY.

by werelupecookies

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Leave Room for the Impossible:Part Two
Eliss continued to stare at the rainbow fountain, still in disbelief. She looked down at her book in her arms suspiciously, but it still looked the same. What had just happened?

by unfogging



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