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Simple Neopets Joke #5

Jokes from Sloth!

by souxis
Cut out for the job

A spooky quiggle that wasn't spooky enough.

by keruza
Flowers

Happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

by hamster_z
Misunderstood

I'm changing for the better!

Also by 01_batatinha_01

by lukinhas2007

Roo Island Merry Go Round!

I wanted the pink one...

by montro2000pokemon
The Gift of the Air Faerie

Resourcefulness is always important when aiming for gold.

by lepetitpoulet
Holiday at the Neolodge

And by Neolodge, we mean the Cockroach Towers.

by andromedric
The Meridellians: Potato Counter

That's all it takes?

by islandforever
Maybe UC Pets ARE The Best? (Part 2)

Wow!

Also by kira_des

by rivera_ice_princess

Little Neo: Feelin' Ixi

Nycolae the ixi wakes up to something... unusual.

by bl1nd3d
Adventures of Adventurers

A different kind of quest.

by schreckensberg
A Ghost Pun

Why do Ghost Neopets hate rain?

by kennielee
Water You Talking About?

Who knew being friends with a Fire Neopet could save you 1,996,000 neopoints?

by storymakerechidna
A Fancy Party Requires a Fancy Outfit!

... Just don't let the local narcissist help you out.

by neoflare951
Piggyback Ride

It's time!

Also by dauntlessleader

by simbologies

Wrong Stamp

I hope you like this comic entry Scrappy. I can't stop laughing at it, so I hope it makes it in!

by squatle
 
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"Identity Crisis" by debbie1188
Smaug struggled to keep up with Lichen. How did she know these corridors so well? Ixi had told him in the past that Lichen had spent practically her whole childhood travelling Neopia, never stopping in one place long enough to settle in properly. And though the Space Station had always been one of her favourite destinations, she had certainly never taken any of her pets past the designated tourist decks before. Smaug halted. His belly scales were sore and his head was becoming a little cloudy from the continued exertion. "Lichen –" he said, breathless. Lichen turned back towards him, looking concerned. "Are you okay? Do you need me to carry you?" "Just. Need. A minute," he gasped. She crouched down next to her Hissi, giving his head a sympathetic pat. "Look, I'll just carry you." Was it his imagination or did she sound scared? No, he must be imagining it. Her smile was wide, albeit tight. "It's no bother. And I can put you down again when you're feeling better, okay?" "Okay," he said, smiling at his owner as she picked him up. He didn't like to be an inconvenience, but this was probably the most sensible option – especially since Lichen seemed in such a hurry. He wondered though, what wasn't she telling him? The last time she surprised him was with a camouflage paint brush, in lieu of a spotted one, she said. It had taken him a while to get used the brown of his wings, the dappled markings on his scales, but his older siblings had been wowed.




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Celebrating the New Year, Neo-Style
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Elaine's Expedition:Part Two
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Dawn and Dusk vs the Bounty Hunter:Part Four
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