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A Sudden Feeling of Helplessness

A Lenny encounters a mysterious haze while trying to get a piece of omelette.

by oldchateau
D'achoo strikes again!

I'm done with these jokes...

by pawsulurv
Something New

Bonus: They sparkle!

by hamster_z
To Please my Master -End

A good and faithful servant.

by krabbox
Hauntings

Ah, so that's why.

by catscats365
The Dangers of Dailies 1

Wow, that's what you react to?

A collab with user squishable. Part 1 of a series!

by suixx

Fifty Games?!

AAA? More like "AAAAAAAGH!!"

by _quartervirus_
That makes sense.

Hmmm...

by weenie420
Derp The Lutra

Meet Derp the Lutra, not the smartest but the cutest indeed.

by drabkin
8-Bit Warrior - Part 2

Darn you evil coconut!

by rawbeee
Dice-a-WHO? #4

Have you heard of the sixth dice?

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver

Snowager Struggles

....meep

by serein
Adventures of Adventurers

Chemistry for Cheapskates

by schreckensberg
I AM HUNGRY!

Where's the PIZZA?

Also by cherie_nicole

by keruza

The Fiercest Wraith

A new wraith has appeared, and it might be the scariest opponent yet!

by scarlito
Humourless Aishas #2 - RS Banned

Some Aishas are funny, these ones are not.

by beagums
 
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"Edimira's Plushie Picnic" by alvissofcaldia
Sitting on an Antique Four Poster Bed (which was set next to the wall) was a female Faerie Xweetok who had just woke up to the sun shining through her hotel bedroom’s window. The Xweetok yawned and stretched her arms, she glanced around and noticed that her favourite plushie – a Lilian Fairweather Plushie had fallen from her bed. "Tsk, tsk, Lilian! You’ll get hurt if you keep falling off like that. Maybe I should make you your own bed someday" she scolded the plushie who just looked at her with a smile. "I know, I can’t be mad at you as you are my absolute favourite plush" the Xweetok exclaimed and hugged her plushie tight and looked around her room. A Purple Wardrobe was seen on the opposite side, full of her favourite Xweetok clothes. On top of the Purple Wardrobe was a: Baby Xweetok Plushie, Faerie Xweetok Plushie, Cloud Xweetok Plushie, Mutant Xweetok Plushie, White Xweetok Plushie, Cherub Xweetok Plushie, Borovan Time Xweetok Plushie and an Orange Xweetok Plushie. Near the window, was an Elegant Wooden Desk – which had a Faerie Desk Lamp, Pretty Fyora Potted Flowers, Electric Notepad and a Basic Pencil. Next to the desk was a Deluxe Canopy Petpet Bed, which belonged to an Ona named Magic who was currently sleeping in it.




Other Stories


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Leave Your Preconceptions at the Door
Val walked distractedly through the library, flipping pages and muttering to himself. "No, surely it was in this volume. I could have..."

THUMP!

by racoon188


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The Five Stages of Grief
Xandra cycled through the stages of grief rather slowly. Perhaps it was because she was one to ruminate in her misery. Or perhaps it was that she was a statue and her cognitive thought had slowed down accordingly.

Also by Princesspesa98

by erroro


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Recipe of the Week: Orange Kougra Cupcake
Make an Orange Kougra Cupcake in the comfort of your own kitchen

by hauntinq

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Preparing For The New Year
A time for change, a time for reinventing ourselves, a time to look back on what was and look ahead to what will be.

by randmar

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Elaine's Expedition
The sky was on fire.

There was no denying that the sunsets from the dock of her home on Krawk Island were beautiful. Tonight’s display was a mix of pastel oranges and vibrant pinks – a view that could not be captured in a picture.

Also by afsheen_27

by milkshakes004


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Hitomi the Witch:Part Eight
WON'T YOU DO THE HONOURABLE THING FOR ONCE?

by downrightdude



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