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Pterible Puns

Sooo Ogrinal!

by voiceprint
The Gift

How scary can she be?

by trishabeakens
A Sick Sponge

Collaboration with starryyurble

by stunningful
A Neopian Christmas Carol

Seasons greetings from Squishable & toffeedatepudding

by squishable
Dozens: The Wraith Resurgence

The plot is here, the plot is here! Hang on a second- you do what?

by mandy_wong
A Leg To Stand On

Where did he get that anyway?

by 500knives
Kaia's Ability

Too busy fighting wraiths. No time for coloring. :p

by anne77777
Where's my Wraith Ectoplasm?

Well that was messy...

Also by itsbah

by naama_mikeas

Petpetpet Stories: Draphly

Sometimes, your instincts get the best of you.

by lepetitpoulet
Stamp Collecting

So that's why Kiko's can't get any stamps...

by wolf_love4_life
Maam & Mussshhhy

Cute and adorable.

by plutos
Holiday Ideas

Need some holiday ideas? Well you've come to the right place!

Also by rurirawr

by annnoel

The Magic of Advent

Nothing can overcome the magical power of the month of Celebrating!

by kimchica
Every time...

Also by imcatcrazy11 and hawkydreamerz

by beanlein
Cloud Damage?

Jajolie doesn't understand how a cloud could hurt her...

by draggi_pi2
 
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"7 Days at the Neolodge" by lonely_love
An excerpt from Chaet’s Diary. Day 1: The month of storing; November 13th (12:17pm) I cannot believe I am stuck at the Neolodge for the next 7 days! When I said we should all go on an exciting adventure, a trip to the Grand Neopian Lodge was not what I had in mind! I know we are here because of the 65 hour seasonal discount but ugh! Now all of us are here for a full week. Honestly this is the worst. I could be out flying around Kreludor or sneaking into Smugglers Cove or even backpacking trying to find Jelly World. But no! Instead I am here in Neopia Central aka the most boring place in Neopia. At least we got checked into AstroVilla Hotel which I have heard great things about. I mean it is the most expensive deluxe hotel and has 5 star rating so it should be decent enough. I got to choose whatever add-on I wanted but I was only allowed to pick three. So I went for the Swimming pool, Burger Bar and Grooming service. I decided if I was not going to be out enjoying myself, I might as well be inside pampering myself. Same day but later (5:20pm) OMG! You would not believe who I just saw. I was on my way to my grooming appointment when I saw him. IT WAS ARISTOTLE A. AVINROO! But what was he doing here? I guess it was almost that time of the year again. Nonetheless it was surreal to see a celebrity here in the Neolodge! I guess this is where the important neopians stay huh. I hope I get to meet more. Perhaps this Neolodge idea thing isn’t so bad after all. But I am still craving something interesting. I mean it is nice to chill and all but there is just no excitement. Day 2: The month of storing; November 14th (1:25pm) I went for lunch at the Burger Bar with Eithers, my sibling who is a Baby Kougra, and we had the most delicious kelp burger ever! Since reading the Neopian’s Guide to Kelp article, I was dying to try out some kelp dishes and the burger was a-ma-zing and that isn’t even the best part! I thought Aristotle would be the only celebrity I would encounter at AstroVilla BUT THE BETTER THAN YOU HOST WAS ALSO THERE! Okay minor side note but, does anyone know what the Better Than You Host Kyrii’s name is? Does he even have one?




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The Inner Pleas of Deathball the Wraith
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The Advent Calendar: Neopia's Largest Celebration
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31 Gift Ideas to Celebrate the Month of Celebrating
The Month of Celebrating is the best month of the year, when everyone gets together and celebrates the best that Neopia has to offer! I’ve collated 31 excellent and affordable gift ideas that show the spirit of the month to your friends for every single day.

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Lucci, The Moon Spirit:Part Two
His heart had leaped out of his chest when he saw her. “Lucci!” he said, as he spotted her on the hill, sleeping in the melting pile of snow.

by _the_spardel_queen_

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Defenders of Neopia – Where They’ve Been:Part Three
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