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One Chance for the Elusive Avatar

So close, yet so far!

Also by green_comet

by roxanna203

Catch a Kad, Any Kad...

How does anyone come here?!

by sailorini_1
NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Go to Kelp!

by keeperbaby
'Snot What You Think

I'm not about to try it.

by applejuicerain
Spot the Difference! Vol #2

Can your eyes spy the 10 differences in this new eyeball busting series?

by snwarren
Eyrie Eccentricities 2 - Front Door Excursion

The first step is always the hardest.

by 360spinfish
Post-Cup Sorrows

I need a nap.

by flyingmonkeys24
Soup faerie didn't understand definition of food...

Yummmm

by itsbah
A Lucky Day

Was it luck, though....

by marisn0w
The Truth Behind Snowbeast Snackrifice

What's happening?

Also by waitwut101

by fleohr

Skipping Rocks

That's my petpet!!

by blackbelt_brad
Reminiscing

Nostalgia is blind...

by deboratibi
The Line

What direction?

Also by Neschulz

by janderson_lee

What A Coincidence

Noooo!!!

by jjensen688
Head in the Clouds: Wingoball...?

It's a mistake anyone could make.

by yoshisislandbandit
Neoquest 2 Puns

Puns with Velm

by happyinengland
Furneck at the Faerieland Employment Agency

Furneck wanted to keep all of the hats for herself!

by flopalop
Honesty...

isn't always the best policy...

by cardinally
Secret Lab Ray Surprise

What might you turn into next? Oh, the possibilities...

by xprecious
Simple neopets joke #2

What do you call...

by souxis
All 'Pets Have Feelings!

Why can't anyone see me!!

by aynathie
 
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"Fab Hair and the Alien Scare" by wellthatsfantastic
Pure_Decadence paced in front of her house. The aroma from the Kelp restaurant around the corner wafted by her and she inhaled sharply. The only thing that smelled better than the braised turkey cutlet cooked at the eatery was the smell of hair dye as it was being applied to her tresses. The chocolate Peophin was known to her friends as being the one to always wear the latest fashions and it was nineteen days into the new month and she still hadn’t dyed her hair. The water lifted her red hair as she shifted nervously and she caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of her eye. “Can you even believe this?” She asked no one in particular with an eyeroll. Hail was too busy to come with her to the salon, the last time she brought her older brother Brujyh he’d walked out with long platinum locks with the tips dyed blue, no way was she making that mistake again. A lightbulb went on behind her eyes. “Reeyce!” she exclaimed and pulled her cellphone out. “FASHION CRISIS, meet me ASAP” read the Neomail. With that, she was on her way to Neopia Central to visit the NC Mall. If only she’d known how true her words were… she might have just stayed home. ~~ Deca wandered around the NC Mall looking for the long tail and blue cape that denoted her friend Reeyce was around. Reeyce was the most glamourous Lost Desert Xweetok that Deca had ever had the pleasure of knowing. The two met last year at the Altador Cup’s Backstage pass event and they’d been close friends and fashionistas ever since. Deca wandered into the Wonderclaw store and there she spotted her friend. “REEEEEEEYCE” she shouted, getting angry looks from two Lupes playing the claw games. Deca glared back “fashion is serious business ok?” She said and quickly went to her friend’s side. Reeyce looked the Peo up and down, “Deca… your hair!” She cried. Pure_Decadence had the decency to blush. “ I know! Red is like so two weeks ago!”




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Nothing Has Happened!
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All Neopia's a Stage
To be or not to be…in drama club next year.

by amethyst_81

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Species Spotlight: Tuskaninny
Happy Tuskaninny Day!

by mouseketeers

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Ixi A to Z
Just in time for Ixi Day, we are wandering through the alphabet and discovering everything there is to know between A and Z about the wonderful Ixi.

by aleu1986

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Master of Ceremonies
"If only everyone were smart enough to treat their reflection as a fellow Neopian”

Also by bookworm7

by sin_hui_ryoma


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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Beginning: Part Two
"Welcome to Max's Inn. How may I help you, sir or...or mentor...no, that not right...magistrate?...Macaulay...?"

by daniecelpines



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