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One Chance for the Elusive Avatar

So close, yet so far!

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Catch a Kad, Any Kad...

How does anyone come here?!

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NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Go to Kelp!

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'Snot What You Think

I'm not about to try it.

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Spot the Difference! Vol #2

Can your eyes spy the 10 differences in this new eyeball busting series?

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Eyrie Eccentricities 2 - Front Door Excursion

The first step is always the hardest.

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Post-Cup Sorrows

I need a nap.

by flyingmonkeys24
Soup faerie didn't understand definition of food...

Yummmm

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A Lucky Day

Was it luck, though....

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The Truth Behind Snowbeast Snackrifice

What's happening?

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by fleohr

Skipping Rocks

That's my petpet!!

by blackbelt_brad
Reminiscing

Nostalgia is blind...

by deboratibi
The Line

What direction?

Also by Neschulz

by janderson_lee

What A Coincidence

Noooo!!!

by jjensen688
Head in the Clouds: Wingoball...?

It's a mistake anyone could make.

by yoshisislandbandit
Neoquest 2 Puns

Puns with Velm

by happyinengland
Furneck at the Faerieland Employment Agency

Furneck wanted to keep all of the hats for herself!

by flopalop
Honesty...

isn't always the best policy...

by cardinally
Secret Lab Ray Surprise

What might you turn into next? Oh, the possibilities...

by xprecious
Simple neopets joke #2

What do you call...

by souxis
All 'Pets Have Feelings!

Why can't anyone see me!!

by aynathie
 
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"Employment" by _torchic__
A young shadow Korbat and darigan Mynci ran through the crowds, tripping and jostling Neopians as they rushed to the Colosseum. After running into a few Neopets and earning some angry shouts, the two friends skidded to a stop as they stared at the monstrous line of people in front of them. The Mynci whistled. “You’ll never get a ticket with this huge line, Lysander.” The Korbat, Lysander, groaned. “I should have gotten a ticket to the Colosseum early, like you, Silas.” “You’d better get in line if you want even a chance of getting a ticket.” Silas chuckled. “I’ll catch ya later, once you’re out of this line.” Lysander sighed as he watched Silas wander off. He turned to face the enormous line that he was in, which was moving forward at a sluggish pace. Hours crept by, and the sun overhead slowly tipped to the west, indicating to the Neopians below that it was early afternoon. Lysander inwardly rejoiced when it was his turn to walk up to the Gelert lady with puffy red hair. “Uh, I’d like to get an Altador Cup ticket, for entry into the Col-“ “Sorry dearie,” The Gelert interrupted. “We’re all out of tickets.” Lysander gaped at her. “How…?” He glanced at the table the Gelert was working at, and sure enough, the once-large stack of tickets had vanished. The ticket lady sighed wearily. “We’ll be restocked with more tickets in a few hours.” Lysander turned away from the Gelert lady and stared at the crowd behind him, which was glaring at him for taking so long. A few hours? I’ve already been waiting for that long! Lysander walked out of the crowd and used his wings to fly over the stone walls of Altador City. As he headed home towards the Docks, his mind raced with ideas on how to get a ticket in some other, faster, way. His thoughts were broken as he spotted his friend below in the lush farmland, running towards the walls of the City.




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Employment
After running into a few Neopets and earning some angry shouts, the two friends skidded to a stop as they stared at the monstrous line of people in front of them. The Mynci whistled. “You’ll never get a ticket with this huge line, Lysander.”

by _torchic__

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The Struggle of Long Term Goals
He decided to be cautious and get a peek from the roof instead of simply answering the door. Yes, this was what he was doing for kicks these days, he thought with a sigh.

Also by vbosley

by juggal3tt3j


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Altador Cup Team Histories: Kreludor
Other Team Histories are coming! Look for Meridell's and Krawk Island's soon!

by cherry_icee12

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Neohome Insurance & You
Neohomes are one of the great features of Neopets. It is another layer of customizability to the game that stretches beyond your pets.

by brodysseus

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The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: The Beginning: Part Two
"Welcome to Max's Inn. How may I help you, sir or...or mentor...no, that not right...magistrate?...Macaulay...?"

by daniecelpines

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Captain Karen: Part Six
It wasn’t long before he was better at replacing the rigging and maintaining the sails than Karen had been during her brief tenure as the ships maintenance guru. She was still unsure how to tell Thadius about her friendship with Melody.

by cyber1ofkakoradesert



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