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The Trials of Neopia's #1 Gamer: Part V

Here we go again!

Also by artemislknight

by bha288

Pound Chats: #1

Me neither...

by xsugarush
Pant Devil's weakness

Even villains have soft spots.

by keruza
The pirate and the prince

One does not simply use their brain... or does one?

by littlegirlydude
Crumby Fire....

That's why. ..

Also by dragondancer007

by my_bento_box

A Mynci Day is not easy

Ugh.. not again..

by paraxeno_daimonio
An Unexpected Guest

Nooooo!

by fleohr
Too Many Items *Part 1 of 3*

Wouldn't it be nice...

Also by princessdiva7737

by jmo7692

An Appeeling Idea

Where did you come up with that?

Also by beautiful_unicorn213

by erai

Glory Days: Home Protection

Surge questions everything at this point.

by darkpassage
Spooky

Overdue Spring cleaning.

by ghostkomorichu
Goodbye, Lucye - Part 2

The history of a loyal Petpet

by arijuka
Neopian Paradox: Brightvale Life

I guess some ways less than others...

by puppetwomon
The Gainsboro Gang: Introducing Shivastrix

Hmph

by kelijo
 
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"How A Uni Gets Its Horn" by alex_bubbly
The night was young, as the sun was just beginning to set over Neopia. A young Uni was just being born at the hospital, but unfortunately his mother left him shortly after and his dad was never around. Like all abandoned Unis, this one in particular was given a name by one of the nurses and sent to the newborn ward on the third floor of the hospital. The nurse decided to name him Theodore, since she would be the one taking care of him around the clock. Every hour, on the hour, she came to check on little Theodore. It wasn’t very hard to pick him out amongst all of the Neopets, as he was the only Uni without his horn. To others, Theodore may not be their first choice when coming to adopt, but to Nurse Kayla, he was the most beautiful little boy she had ever laid her eyes on. She smiled down at him and stroked the top of his head until he fell asleep with his blanket and his hoof in his mouth. Nurse Kayla giggled, as she loved when the babies did this, since it portrayed their innocence. She sighed, wishing she had a baby of her own, and left. She knew it would be almost impossible to care for a child, since she was almost always at work. It wasn’t that she hadn’t thought about it before; she really had. She even had a nursey already set up at home in case the opportunity ever came up where she would be able to care for a child. As the weeks went by, many of the Neopets in the adoption ward had already been adopted and there were only a handful left, Theodore included.




Other Stories


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The Escape
Jack's a Darigan Jubjub.

by mucka33

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Neopia Police Blotter
11:53 AM – A caller from the 80000 block of Main Street reported a Chocolate Chia being chased by a Spotted Lupe. The situation was mediated when their owner was called. This had been an ongoing issue, and family counseling was suggested.

by the_crimson_rose

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Neopian Malls: An Outsiders Perspective
This is my outsider’s take on what it’s like to be in a mall.

by hectic_haley

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Top Ten Facts About Unis
March 2nd is the day where Neopians celebrate the existence of the Uni species, holding parades for them, releasing different kind of food in their honour, and making new clothes designed specifically for this species. So this is the perfect occasion to learn more about them! Here are 10 facts for you to learn about this amazing species.

by maga_m

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Welcome to White River: Part Four
The voting was a formality as far as she was concerned. She wasn't prideful about it. She just knew that most of the town had finally accepted her. Now the only problem was proving that she was worthy of the title of mayor. That would be a battle of it's own.

by hzoo_26

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The Beast: Part One
“The Beast” is said to have set up his lair in the volcano, and poor souls who spin the Wheel of Monotony sometimes end up getting a fright from this beast. However, no one is really 100% sure of where the beast lives. They can only guess, speculate, and try their best to stay far away.

by zirr



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