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Valentines Day - Love Puns

A little Chia love.

by eenlee
Avatar Collecting Can Be "Hard" (as Ice)

"If he gave it to you, then you're worth it."

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by joslucca3000

Punchbag Bob's True Defense

Who needs a good offense when you've got good endurance?

by vortext
Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

It's like April Fools Day, but in February instead.

by winner19955
Happy Valentine's Day!

Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card

by xsugarush
Avatar Hunting Problems

Just how many of these do you expect me to kiss...

by kennielee
Help Wanted

Help still wanted.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Love is in the Air

It's true love!

Also by bha288

by bittersweet52

Vampires In the Mirror

A tale about to how love yourself

by janderson_lee
Jokes!!

No....

Also by oldcorpsebreath

by soccergirl101397

Happy Valentine's Day

From your secret admirer :)

by keruza
Share the Love

Happy Valentine's Day!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Secret Valentines

Uh Oh...

by icanhaskaila
A Valentine Fit For a King!

Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings...

by my_bento_box
 
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"The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain" by _brainchild_
Then the teacher turned off the lights to get everyone's attention. "Class," she began, "it's time for recess." The children rushed out the door excitedly, abandoning the sugary stockpiles which they had been guarding fiercely. The teacher followed the stampede. Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk. She had eliminated all of the chocolate in about ten minutes. Therefore, she had to settle for the other types of candy, which vanished in another ten minutes. When the other students returned from recess, they stared at Walda with aghast expressions on their faces. Consumed by a sugar rush, she was sprinting around the room, dancing atop the vast heaps of candy wrappers that littered the floor. The other students started to grumble. One of them, a Baby Grarrl, was particularly overwhelmed by rage. "NO!" he shouted. " You wouldn't DARE!" You did NOT eat everyone else's candy! You selfish little beast!” Nevertheless, Walda ignored him, since she had traveled off to her own little world.




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Little Blue Lupe
There were many Neopets and petpets out by the ocean for her to play with, and surely, one of them would be her very best friend.

by heysarahkate

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Usuki Singing Stars #38: Jhoud's Bedtime Blues
Before Cuddles could say a word, Lei burst into the room with a baby bottle in hand. “JHOUDUMS!” she cried. Jhoud squirmed viciously as Lei picked him up. “Mommy, he’s missing! Cuddles Jr is missing! We have to find him!”

by downrightdude

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The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia
Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx


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Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide
As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Welcome to White River: Part Two
Buried somewhere under there was a notepad on which he had written "MAYORAL CANDIDATES" in large block letters. Try as he might, he could only think of one name that really fit what was best for the town. Underneath the title he'd jotted down the name that had haunted him from the moment she'd come into town. Portia Provoskia.

by hzoo_26



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