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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 12

If his family back in Faerieland could see him now...

by twillieblossom
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 3

When Weewoos need their own pool

Also by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 7

What's going on?!! Why did you go with Von Evil?! What are you two planning?!

by june_scarlet
I Forgot About It In My Inventory...

Mouldy Omelettes - yay?

by starsbc
Head in the Clouds: Usuki!

Just restocking, I swear!

by yoshisislandbandit
Battledome Warrior

As Starmi begins his adventures in the battledome, he tries to convince his friends that he's the best there ever was.

by cammy45341
Further Mysteries Surrounding the Catacombs

Wait... When was this?

Also by bha288.

by bittersweet52

Evening Grogginess?

Well, back to bed I guess!

by flustre
Secret Avatars - Your Pet's Nightmare!

Again?!

by suojelius
Random Oddness

A necessary evil.

by mistyqee
Just One More..

Ahhh!

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

A Transformation Blunder

Yer a flizzard, Harry

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

Bonding With Your Petpet 101

It looks like so much fun, right?

by tigger07083
Tales of Marie #2

Dress for the weather.

by _wet_and_wild_
A Spooky Halloween: Part Two

The Decorations

by ghostkomorichu
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 2

SPIDER GRUNDO!

by blackaavar
 
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"The Unsung Sous" by littlebugcity
The last thing I remember before my entire world crumbled was being in the throne room of King Kelpbeard. I had just completed another successful royal dinner. A delectable five course meal, composed of Ocean Salad Delight, Fresh Oysters, Kelp Gazpacho, Filet of Beef, Octopi Souffle. Made complete with a complimentary cocktail, no less! (Aged Tchea Juice, as I recall. And I do. I can recall in, amazing detail, every meal cooked in those castle kitchens.) The King himself had called me in to personally thank me for such a marvelous meal. Beaming with pride I went to return to the kitchens when a Lady of the Court begged for my gazpacho recipe. It is quite amazing, if I do say so myself. That’s when the throne room doors burst open with a loud “BANG!”. I’ll never forget what happened next. In walks a tiny, skeletal terror known as Dread. A ruthless pirate with a nasty reputation. He demanded payment for protection. The King kindly refused, attempting to explain our meager harvest, but it fell on deaf ears. Dread cursed Maraqua and all who lived there before he stormed out of the castle. It was so quiet you could hear a sea shell drop. No one dared to say a word and avoided one another's gaze. King Kelpbeard shook his head and his pallor changed to a sickly grey. My mind racing, I dropped my head and hurried for the kitchens wanting desperately to be with the dirty dishes. To be in my comfort zone. To focus on anything else than what had just transpired. The rest of the kitchen staff joked heartily and shared what was left of the Aged Tchea Juice. Completely innocent and unaware of what was to come. And what was to come? I knew Dread was bad news, but what did that mean for Maraqua? What did that mean for the only place I’ve ever called lived?




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The Unsung Sous
The last thing I remember before my entire world crumbled was being in the throne room of King Kelpbeard. I had just completed another successful royal dinner. A delectable five course meal, composed of Ocean Salad Delight, Fresh Oysters, Kelp Gazpacho, Filet of Beef, Octopi Souffle. Made complete with a complimentary cocktail, no less!

by littlebugcity

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Welcome to the Club
"Arghhh!!" a tiny roar sounded through the open space of little Gooblah's neohome. *Swish, swish* was the sound of the toy pirate sword as he swung it through the air, playfully lunging it at his mother as she stood at the hover stove.

by kittyz_all_the_way

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10 Ways to get your Neopets excited for Halloween
Guess what time of year it is! You guessed it, Halloween is right around the corner. There is always so many things to get prepared for. It can be a little difficult if you leave things all to the last minute. So why not use these top 10 ideas to start early October on a very ideal way to get your Neopet jumping up and down at the excitement of Halloween.

by superchik137yut

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The Library Faerie's Top 10 Unique Glasses
I am the Library Faerie, owner and operator of the beloved Crossword Puzzle and Faerieland Bookshop! I'm here today to put aside my yearning for books and give you my top 10 pairs of glasses and why I chose them.

by smeehoo27126043

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The Greatest Show In Neopia!: Part Five
The door opened several seconds after Kadar had begun knocking and the camouflage Ogrin finally found himself face to face with the very pirate he had been searching the rain savaged streets for. Timothy the yellow Acara scratched his head in befuddlement as he looked at Kadar standing on his doorstep, “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before, mate?”

by chavo_guerrero

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Defender Scarlet Shadow in the Backstab Knight: Part One
The Shield of Kings has been passed down the royal Meridellian family by the many kings that have ruled Meridell from the time of its establishment. It is made out of the strongest metal alloy to be found on Neopia and is said to be infused with many magical charms to project it from being scarred or broken by weapons.

by orisasda



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