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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9

He's just too easy a target.

by twillieblossom
The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes

Wow. How old are you?

by mustikeuh121
Weewoonizator

Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes.

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

White Space

Protocol.

by piratevam
King Hagan the Cheat

King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules.

Also by jirachi68106.

by sophieauditore

Someone Must Have The Answer...

Ow.

Also by yashasvika

by meowbey

Extreme Potato Encounter

Uh oh.

by william2005555
Royal Pain: Celebrating 750

750 is such a beautiful number.

by winner19955
History 404: Training

Neopian masters explained!

by fourin
Waiting to Win the Spotlight

Many years later...

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

An Ugga Mistake

We didn't really think this through...

by cinnamon_girl
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4

No comment. No comment!

by june_scarlet
Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck?

At least I'd know if I was published or not...

by praline01
Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times

A job coupon later...

Also by m0nster_rancher

by gelertz

Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life

*MUST* *GET* *CAKE*

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52

Weewoo Woes

I thought it would add some pizzazz...

Also by Asuza_k

by spyfox207

It Wasn't Me!

Why do you always have to blame ME?

Also by myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets

Why do I have to do this again?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Beautiful by Default

YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack

Cavities: Prize Pool

Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

by thegoddesofxweetok1
S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime

*Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_

by pinksrainbow

Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2

Aha! That's who did it!

by roxanna203
Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline

When procrastination gets the best of you.

Also by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard

Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: The Box

Of course it works!

by mbredboy31
Drastic Measures

Heh heh heh...

Also by rokkaku

by 108050

Browse, Haggle, Sold.

Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out.

by ayeunn
Scene from the Gormball Championship

It's that time of year again!

by gumgum101230
Neopia at it's Best

The button eyes make it cooler!

by pumpkin_700
Every Year's Nightmare.

The stress of an editor...

by chizuru
 
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"Shortfall" by xxskyisfallingxx
"We’re doomed!” Sulvi wailed. The baby Aisha rocked back and forth in the darkest corner of the lounge, unable to meet her brother’s apprehensive gaze. “Doomed is a pretty strong word,” Zypea the pea Chia observed her distress calmly from his position on the sofa. “We’re just in a bit of a pickle. A spot of bother, if you will. A temporary setback.” “Enough with the synonyms,” Sulvi groaned, holding up one paw in a half-hearted attempt to silence him. “No amount of wordplay can fix this mess. It’s a disaster! A catastrophe! It could spell the ruin of us all!” “It might even be bad.” Sulvi groaned again. “This isn’t the time for jokes, Zypea.” The pea Chia deflated almost instantly. His jesting was usually enough to cheer Sulvi up, but her current demeanour suggested it was now achieving the exact opposite. Besides, he knew she was right; they were in serious trouble. “Look, there’s got to be a way to fix this,” he insisted seriously. “We just have to think.” Sulvi shook her head sadly. “It’s no use. Sky worked so hard on her story for the special 750th issue of the Neopian Times. And now, thanks to us, it was all for nothing.” “Don’t blame yourself,” Zypea tried again to reassure her. “We just wanted to help. Who would have thought that starting a five-part series in Issue 745 would make it end in Issue 749? It’s not our fault the math didn’t want to cooperate.” Sulvi managed to choke out a laugh through her tears. “That’s a stretch, even for you. Everyone knows that you would have had to start the series in Issue 746.” “Not everyone, apparently,” Zypea sighed. “If there’s anyone Sky should be mad at, it’s me. I was the one who submitted it too early.” “But it was my idea to submit it for her in the first place,” Sulvi argued despondently. “We’re both in hot water.” They sat in silence for a moment, stewing in their thoughts. Not for the first time, Sulvi wished that Sky had never decided to attend Brightvale University. Then she could have submitted her own story and they wouldn’t have gotten themselves into this mess. More than that though, Sulvi missed her other flatmate. It hurt to think that their ill-fated scheme might drive a wedge between them.




Other Stories


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Shortfall
“We’re doomed!” Sulvi wailed. The baby Aisha rocked back and forth in the darkest corner of the lounge, unable to meet her brother’s apprehensive gaze. “Doomed is a pretty strong word,” Zypea the pea Chia observed her distress calmly from his position on the sofa. “We’re just in a bit of a pickle. A spot of bother, if you will. A temporary setback.”

by xxskyisfallingxx

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A Strange Necessity
Nothing remarkable, or noteworthy. She could—and did—live with that. It was fulfilling, and the kindness she received in turn made it worth all her while. Which made the golden ticket in her paws all the more strange.

by drifbilim

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Travels and Souvenirs: The White Weewoo Edition
The White Weewoo traveled all over Neopia for the 750th issue of the Neopian Times! Doesn’t that sound exciting? He did it all by flight, too! Neopia is a vast world with so much to see and do. It’s an adventure waiting to happen! With that being said, I’m going to tell you about some of the White Weewoo’s top destinations on his tour through Neopia.

by smeehoo27126043

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50 Reasons To Write For The Times
What is the true motivation for Neopians to consistently write year round? Well, my friends, I am here to rattle off fifty – yes, FIFTY – reasons as to why writing for the Neopian Times is a brilliant idea. Let the rambling *claps* begin!

by xxsicklullabiesxx

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Undead Rising: Part Seven
Bernard felt a chill run down his spine. Whoever that voice was, it didn’t sound good. Edlun’s expression looked like that of one before he was about to slay a vicious beast. He clenched his fists, drawing his blade and shield as two small figures walked into the room.

by yoshisislandbandit

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part One
Let’s see... I don’t know much about those faerie tales you’ve heard from your mother and father, so I’ll be telling you the only story that your grandfather knows. I’ll tell you all the tale of “The Sweepers”. What are “The Sweepers” you ask? Ah, patience; my little grandchild. That tale is about to begin …

by yin_yin_7



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