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The Most Wanted Faerie Quest...

Not all of us are lucky...

Also by dragondancer007.

by sophieauditore

Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 3

I love my pets based on how much money they save me.

by twillieblossom
The Oddest Brothers Ever - Island Mystic

Sure you don't...

by lpshannah_908
Calculating Interest

Again??

Also by admonisher and mapthesoul

by sanamm

Illusen's Secret Valentine

Wait, what?!!

by trilce
A Life Full of Weewoos - Part 1

Waking up can be hard sometimes...

Art by joslucca3000

by sky_lady

Ultimate Genius

How was that easy?!

by pinkcrown123
Just Another Day

Cannot be taken out?!

Also by o_babypet4me_o

by miacirclegirl

Royal Pain

It still hurts.

by winner19955
Such a Gourmet Club

Hunger: very bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Clouds Crash?

Walking through Neopia.. SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!

Also by horse_lovee

by marcthegr8est1

Gourmet Troubles

The harsh realities of Gourmet feeding, it's not all cake and slushies.

by cinnamon_girl
NeoPaper: Thumb Wrestling

Thumb wrestling is best game.

by mbredboy31
Life's Tough in the Kadoatery

Take it!

by goldensif
 
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"The Desk Inspection" by _starryeyedsurprise_
I'm not the only person Keriso, the zombie Draik, plays tricks on. She does it all the time to everybody. Friends at school, my dad, her mum, Duimu the grey Grarrl from up the street, strange Neopets in cafes, even teachers. And even our new teacher Miss Gest which takes some nerve, I can tell you. Miss Gest is the games teacher, as well as our class teacher. She's a green grarrl with short black hair and solid legs like tree trunks. She wears great thick spectacles like the bottoms of jam jars and she has a bellowing voice that you can hear from the other end of the playing field. And you should just hear they way she yells at us. "You have two minutes to get changed, starting from.... NOW!" She shouts standing in the corridor between the boys' and girls' changing rooms. And woe betide anyone who isn't in their shorts, t-shirt and plimsolls by the time she blows that horrible shrieky whistle she wears on a blue ribbon around her neck. I was walking to school one Monday morning and I hadn't called for Keriso that day, partly because I was still sulking about her spoiling my mum's best sheets over the weekend with a hair-brained scheme, and partly because the postman had just given me a letter with a Kiko Lake postmark and I wanted to read it in peace. The letter was from my grandma, a plushie Kiko who I am very fond of. And I got a very nice surprise when I opened it because there was fifty Neopoints inside, as well as a belated birthday card with a picture of a plumpy on the front, who looked just like my petpet Cortana. I was smiling at the card when I heard Keriso's voice behind me. "Eastly," she called. "Wait for me."




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The Desk Inspection
I'm not the only person Keriso, the zombie Draik, plays tricks on. She does it all the time to everybody. Friends at school, my dad, her mum, Duimu the grey Grarrl from up the street, strange neopets in cafes, even teachers. And even our new teacher Miss Gest which takes some nerve, I can tell you.

Also by ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_


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There’s More Than One Way to be a Princess
The king and queen were attending to business in the high tower, the princes were playing chess in the garden or taking music lessons, the princesses were grooming their long silky manes or reading quietly in the castle’s library. All the princesses but one, that was.

by embethrose

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The Secret of the Faerie Quests
A collectable card. A toy ball. A stick of red lipstick.

These are all items that the questing faeries may ask for to complete their spells, but how on earth can these things be of any use?

by aethelar


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Overfeeding is Fun!
When I first started feeding kadoaties, also known as “kads”, I had no idea what an overfeeder was. I foolishly thought everyone stopped feeding kads once they finally got the avatar. Why would you want to feed beyond seventy-five?

by jessica_sweetie8

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Desert Requiem: Part Nine
Although Shiki had described Symerra as a city, in reality it was more of a ghost town. Many of the buildings were abandoned, and some lay in ruins. The population numbered in the mere hundreds. Shiki's grandmother, the mayoress of the city, explained that many Symerrans had perished in a plague three years prior, including her own son and daughter-in-law. But Symerra's decline began over two hundred years ago...

by kalnya

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Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Six
Orlitz was relieved that the lutaris hadn’t spotted her when she hurriedly ushered her friends out of the lobby. She glanced behind her, worried that they would follow. Luckily, they didn’t, which gave Julian a chance to ask who those Lutaris were.

by josephinefarine



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