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Pound Puns

You could say...

Also by twistedraja

by sophieauditore

Unfair Treatment

Why am I not the one....

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Aisha Eyes

See? Aren't they pretty?

by ghost0face
Poor Weewoos

Does this look like a good time to you?

by gleenut
With Friends Like This...

No more omelettes!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie

What did she do?!

by elementdragongirl
NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic

Okay, now that's really unfair...

by mbredboy31
Fishing Issues

And most importantly, where do they buy sandals?

by sophiaabic
Sunny Side Up

The culinary choices are so limited!

by amarettoball
The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement.

Who determines spectacular exactly?

by goldensif
The Techo Master's Secret

Eeee oooo

Also by yashasvika

by vanillerrybeitje

The Three Stages of Fear

Baby Pteri Eggs Edition...

by marcthegr8est1
Neoquest Logic


Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed

Who can a Cybunny trust?

by angul888

It begins.

by spunkydog34
The Kelp

The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe


This is how bad I am at playing games...

by innosently
Hide and Seek

Let's try another game...

by supertualet

Anything is possible.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Papa's Got Jokes

Dad puns are the best puns

Also by Kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Codestone Humor

I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day...

by dune
Envelope Please

Eliv Thade!

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Heard It All Before

Trust me, I've heard it all

Also by robotbo23

by wowlame

Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat

Your own personal swimming pool!

by yoshisislandbandit
Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings

I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs.

by june_scarlet
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Top 10 Underrated Neopian Beverages

Summer is here - do you have a vacation planned? Maybe you'd like to go skiing down Terror Mountain or go camping in the Haunted Woods... no? Too scary? If you're like me, perhaps you like to enjoy your summer by lying back and relaxing on Mystery Island with a nice, cold drink, you should know that there are great options out there well beyond slushies and fancy cocktails. But no worries... I'll gladly let you know all about what you've been missing. Here are the top 10 Neopian beverages that you may not be drinking now...

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Once Upon a Memory
It all seems like such a long time ago—ironic, really, given that we live hundreds of years in the past now.

by parody_ham


A Rambunctious Kacheek's Culinary Plight
The alluring elegance of the establishment emitted the feeling of bliss. The restaurant, simply named "Kelp", was rumored to be one of Neopia's finest eateries. On the basis of its eclectic appearance, it certainly lived up to its reputation.

by _brainchild_


Top 10 Underrated Neopian Beverages
I'll gladly let you know all about what you've been missing. Here are the top 10 Neopian beverages that you may not be drinking now... but should be!

by violetflowersinavase


The PC: An Insider's Perspective
But of course, the purpose of this article is to offer an unbiased overview of the PC, so I cannot neglect to explain some of its faults while praising its merits. Though a wonderful place, there are a few things that could be changed or improved upon in the PC.

Also by dragondancer007

by imcatcrazy11


Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Two
A warm ray of light streamed through the small slit between the curtain covering the large cut-up windows. The gentle light awoke Orlitz who hid under the quilts of an enormous bed. A clock on her bedside table notified the Cybunny that it was time for breakfast at the lodge.

by josephinefarine


Clouds Over Cogham: Part Eight
Sunlight. Actual sunlight. It’s barely been an hour since Tor and Roberta last felt the sun shining down upon them — since they’d been in the thankfully still-freed city of Brightvale — but the clouds’ smothering pressure had already convinced them that they’d never feel warm again.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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