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Sunny Side Up

The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast.

by amarettoball
Don't Question the King

Nothing happens. Maybe you should wait a while before visiting the shrine again....

by carrotbreath
What A Nice Gesture

Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker

Also by Ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_

A Real Conundrum

Today's new users will never know the joy/struggle

by umhiimalexis
What are the Odds: Natural Flight

Sometimes change takes a while to get used to.

by malochroma
The Problem with Magma Pets

I never learn...

by scarlet_dissenter
Trudy's Expectation

In this world, it's surprise or be surprised.

Also by cloudypoogle and rooftopchicken

by lennekegirl123

Out of the Lupe - It's Time...

Featuring spiffy sunglasses and cannonball action

by memoure
Price of the Lever of Doom avatar?

Let's get real, how much is this gonna cost me?

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Paint Brush Problems #57

It would be fun, they said.

Also by waning

by sophieauditore

My Rock

That's fine...

by cria_sherwood
How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool

Maybe not a paper bribe next time.

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

More Than Meets The Eye - Introduction

Do they have to argue upon everything?!

Also by Im_Fariha

by cutecatty1

Humourless Aishas #1: The Health Food Shop

Some Aishas are quite funny, these ones are not.

by beagums
I'm Sure She Means Well...


Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

A Dangerous Game

So was it as easy as you thought?

Also by sanamm

by admonisher


Not good enough.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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Holiday Proposals That Celebrate Food Pets

That said, I've often wished for holidays that would celebrate our food pets! Over the years, I've made a list of fun holiday proposals that would pay tribute to our edible pets, and would make us smile. Chocolate Day already exists. What about the other food colors? These are some of the holidays that I think would be a great idea on the Neopets site! They're based on the food pets that we all know and love, and I honestly think they have a chance of being implemented on this website someday!

Other Stories


Create Your Own Adventure
I always suspected that my Grundo had a sadistic streak. Years of serving as a commander in Dr. Sloth’s galactic marine corps will probably do that to you. But my hunch was confirmed the day Dark_breed_Hyren brought home an Adventure Generator.

by cosmicfire918


The Mark
It was a gloomy day. Alex the Purple Draik trudged home with a huge burden weighing on his shoulders. With his head hung low, and his feet dragging in the mud, Alex heaved a sigh. I don't want to go home. I'd rather stay here than feel the wrath of my parents when I tell them what I got on my test today...

by noel3840


Acaras A to Z
To celebrate Acara Aquatic Festival, or Acara Day, I have put together a list of famous Acaras, trivia and facts about Acaras from A to Z. Join me as we wander through the alphabet and discover more about this great species.

by aleu1986


Finding Your Great Guild
As luck would have it, I clicked the link too quickly and found myself on the Guild Board instead! Instead of clicking the back button, however, I stopped to look at the guilds that were being advertised as fond memories of being part of guilds throughout the years flashed in my mind. This, I thought, was where my Neopets adventure was going to take me.

by so_bored_822


Pigments and Figments: Part Two
Percy whimpered, this time hiding behind me. I was torn between hugging him to comfort him or smirking at Martha. The hugging half of me won. “You did always tell me to face my fears,” Percy gave me a wry, trembling smile.

Also by flufflepuff

by rielcz


Desert Requiem: Part Four
The Red Temple of Qasala was an impressive structure carved into the side of a sandstone cliff, and was one of the few monuments to escape major damage during the sandstorm of two hundred years ago. It was where the coronation of Qasala's rulers traditionally took place and housed the statues of the five founders of the city.

by kalnya

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