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Sunny Side Up

The real travesty here is the ruined breakfast.

by amarettoball
Don't Question the King

Nothing happens. Maybe you should wait a while before visiting the shrine again....

by carrotbreath
What A Nice Gesture

Giving flowers is wrought with problems when you look like a joker

Also by Ukases

by _starryeyedsurprise_

A Real Conundrum

Today's new users will never know the joy/struggle

by umhiimalexis
What are the Odds: Natural Flight

Sometimes change takes a while to get used to.

by malochroma
The Problem with Magma Pets

I never learn...

by scarlet_dissenter
Trudy's Expectation

In this world, it's surprise or be surprised.

Also by cloudypoogle and rooftopchicken

by lennekegirl123

Out of the Lupe - It's Time...

Featuring spiffy sunglasses and cannonball action

by memoure
Price of the Lever of Doom avatar?

Let's get real, how much is this gonna cost me?

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Paint Brush Problems #57

It would be fun, they said.

Also by waning

by sophieauditore

My Rock

That's fine...

by cria_sherwood
How Not To Sneak Into The Magma Pool

Maybe not a paper bribe next time.

Also by mapthesoul

by brooklyn3223

More Than Meets The Eye - Introduction

Do they have to argue upon everything?!

Also by Im_Fariha

by cutecatty1

Humourless Aishas #1: The Health Food Shop

Some Aishas are quite funny, these ones are not.

by beagums
I'm Sure She Means Well...


Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

A Dangerous Game

So was it as easy as you thought?

Also by sanamm

by admonisher


Not good enough.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

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5 Underrated NC Items You Could Be Using

Maybe you’ve heard of these items, but I also think some of you may not have! For that reason, I want to highlight them, explain what makes them so underrated and fantastic, and give you some brief recommendations as to which other items pair well with them, as well as pets that might highlight these items’ best features. Remember, there is no right or wrong way to customize these items or your pets. You do you, but maybe you’ll do you with these items in mind!

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Fyora's Day Off
All of the faeries in Faerieland look forward to many different events. Things like Fyora Day, Jhudora Day, Illusen Day, and The Faerie Festival are popular days that faeries spend all year looking forward to. However, there is a lesser known day that faeries also spend each year looking forward to, Fyora’s annual day off.

by she_chose_love


Beach, Burglary and Buyer's Remorse
I don't know why it had sounded like a good idea. Maybe because Neoschool was over, all of my pets were happy, and because I'm missing several key parts of my brain that keep me from making bad decisions. Yeah, that's got to be it.

Also by Special thanks to David, J, and everyone else who helped edit!

by queen_potema


Holiday Proposals That Celebrate Our Food Pets!
I've often wished for holidays that would celebrate our food pets! Over the years, I've made a list of fun holiday proposals that would pay tribute to our edible pets, and would make us smile. Chocolate Day already exists. What about the other food colors?

by indulgences


Who Is This Topsi, and What Ever Happened To Zaira?
On Day 7 of the Y18 Festival of Neggs the festivities took a turn for the intriguing when Topsi was found buying weapons in Shenkuu. Eyewitnesses said he had been "muttering something about needing a new Katana." It reminds us that we know so little about Topsi, and there's a lot of suspicion on all sides.

by kaljinyu


Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part One
Orlitz nodded, noting the chill in the air. They were approaching Neopia Central, and compared to the sunny-all-year-round disposition of Mystery Island, Winter around the rest of Neopia was surprisingly cold.

by josephinefarine


Clouds Over Cogham: Part Seven
In wintertime, and often in the surrounding autumn and spring, darkness will swallow the land, and the rainclouds will take over. It's never a bad thing, though. Even when the skies turn black and the fog grows blinding, it's a comforting embrace.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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