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A Dreamy Nightmare

One person's nightmare...

by innosently
Janet and Jane: Dreams

Those types of dreams are pretty scary for everyone, not just for the dreamer.

by chasing_stars44
Dreaming Turmaculus

Someone's in a bad mood!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

NeoPaper: Magical Gardening

It's the best kind of gardening!

by mbredboy31
What Babies Dream About...

Well, a lot of kids want to grow up?

Also by caileanmalfoy

by frenchtoasts

Dinner with the Scarlets: Cream Dream Scream

One pet’s dream is another pet’s nightmare.

by june_scarlet
The Solution

There has to be a way to figure this out

Also by coconut_rat

by waterbird333

Dinner Time

You'd never guess...

Also by bha288

by artemislknight

Sunny Side Up: Dreams

Ciebatta has a potentially lucrative dream.

by amarettoball
#LDN - Invasion

When the Master's away, the Twin will play.

by gorubeza
A Villians Worst Nightmare

Everyone has nightmares.

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

A Math Nightmare

Oops? Now that's poor timing

by virusus
Random Oddness

Anyone? Anyone?

by mistyqee
Now That's the Real Nightmare

What really wakes Imiya up...

by kentuckyfrychickenrl
It's Not Yooyu, It's Me.

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THESE?

by koshi24
 
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"Project: Nightmare" by opossumman
The fog rolled over the shores of Krawk Island thicker than usual that evening. The haunting sounds of the dock bells fell upon the frightened ears of a dockworker, a green Tuskaninny. Something about this night in particular seemed…off. The waves crashed against the splintered wood of the docks with more than the typical amount of force. It was almost as if a small dinghy was coming ashore. That couldn’t be, he thought. At this time of night? One would have to be crazy to be coming ashore now. The next day, over on Mystery Island, the sun was a glimmering beacon as always. Myncis leaped up into the air as they played volleyball on the beach, while Jhuidah mixed more ingredients in her Cooking Pot. Along the beach, Tiki Tours were taking place, as the excitement in the eyes of the awestruck tourists spread infectiously to the other vacationers and locals alike, despite the sun’s own powers driving the tourists to sweat. Over at the training school by Techo Mountain, however, sweat was cascading for different reasons. Jacob panted as he adjusted his brass gear goggles. The Moltaran Christmas Kacheek stood out like a sore thumb among the otherwise casually-dressed visitors to the island. However, this was none of his concern.




Other Stories


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Palia Alback for the Win!
Before the Captain could reply, the locker room door burst open with the arrival of the Red Scorchio Referee. “Five minutes, Team Faerieland! Grab your gear and go." With a flutter of wings, Team Faerieland floated out of the locker room to enter the tunnel leading to the pitch.

by rainerbug

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A Jelly Nightmare
The moment Sue opened her eyes, she realized something was wrong. The ship was empty except for the water faerie who floated before her. Of course, Sue could never forget Mariana, the water faerie who arranged all of her passages leaving Krawk Island. There were many things that Sue couldn’t understand about the situation.

by rocksysmom

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Behind the Crimes: An Interview With Hubrid Nox
Matilda Crabapple from the Poison Pen coming to you live from a desolate mountaintop in the Haunted Woods. We're here today in search of the notoriously evil, and scheming Hubrid Nox to find out what devilish plans he has in store for us next.

Also by dark_angel_ds

by the_lady_j


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The Dreamer
The one thing that holds true is that everyone seems to have them and oftentimes, they struggle to explain what they mean. Neopians that struggle to interpret their own dreams often seek the counsel of The Dreamer.

by black_skull725

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Pigments and Figments: Part One
But it was no good. Clearly, IT had gotten him. IT, the thing he had talked about for months. IT, the thing that had haunted him for months. IT, the reason he had not had good sleep in months.

Also by flufflepuff

by rielcz


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Desert Requiem: Part Three
Sayidah considered herself well-travelled for her age, but her experiences were but a speck of sand in the desert compared to Khalid's. He and Jazan had spent most of the last two centuries exploring new lands, only returning to Sakhmet every twenty years to ascertain the availability of princesses. Khalid narrated some of the adventures they had gone through, some which sounded so incredible that Sayidah would not have believed them had it been anyone else telling the tale.

by kalnya



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