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Sunburn

Sunbathing isn't for everyone...

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Sandwich!

Always say please.

lizziloo87

by lyndsey4657

Warf Reacue Team! ~ Another Day

Patience...

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Slightly Sassy

A certain Cybunny gets sassy with her new sister.

by angul888
NeoPaper: Altador Cup Preparations

Outfits, check?

by mbredboy31
Puny Arms

See? A bit of training never hurt!

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Don't Be So Quick to Judge

You can't judge a battler by their size

by crazyhorse1949
Neopian Nutshell: The Soup Kitchen

What do you mean MANY?

by a_cockatiel_a
Healthy Diet

Healthy habits are always good, or not ...

by callmeindestruction
Royal Pain

UC pets have the best poses

by winner19955
Too Many To Count

Sisters always mean well when they do things for you

by annnoel
Altador Cup Problems

Some are more dedicated than others...

by lostinthestereosound
Sunny Side Up

Faeries have expensive tastes.

by amarettoball
Why Poke Cellers is Always Angry

No wonder all Kikos on team Kiko Lake have bandaids...

by xxsicklullabiesxx
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 5

Well this was anticlimactic

by tigerkitten41
 
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"Super Secret Club: The Cup Card Calamity" by xpninja
In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters of the Super Secret Club. It’s Super (of course) and Secret (naturally) and the Club risk their lives on difficult, dangerous missions, like retrieving the ball that fell into Mrs-Jenkins-Next-Door’s garden, and taming the wild Warf that somehow managed to crawl through the hedge. There’s no mission too big, no task too terrifying. They will work tirelessly to ensure that justice prevails in the garden. Until nap time, that is. Late spring is a special time in Neopia Central. A time that creeps up ever so slowly, like a thief in the night. It begins with whisperings on playgrounds, streets, in parks and offices. Out come the cards, hastily swapped beneath desks, and surreptitiously purchased beneath shop counters. Neovision re-runs slip into the schedule, mixed in with past interviews, highlights reels. Shops hold sales on last year’s merchandise. And then, when it can’t wait any longer, Neopia explodes. Posters are tacked on every wall. Bunting bearing the colours of eighteen teams is draped overhead. Stalls selling action figures, child-sized equipment, and colourful kits pop up on every street corner.P>


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Wayfarer Finds a Friend
Wayfarer snorted softly as she was shaken out of sleep. "Come on, Wayfarer, I've got a surprise for you," whispered Faeraday urgently. The little blue Flowper petpet rubbed her eyes and squinted at the clock. She opened her eyes wider and stared. It was 2:42 am!

by _lilbitsane_

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Queen Fyora: The Faeriest of them All
As Fyora Day looms closer, and pets around Neopia are struggling to think of ways to honour their Faerie Queen, Zladie sits with her Floating Tooth Faerie Doll, squabbling over how to best celebrate their violet monarch.

by xindyx

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The Sounds of Tyrannian
Every spoken language uses a set of sounds. But the set of sounds are actually different for each language! Tyrannian is no exception. This article should give you a thorough grounding in the sounds you use to speak Tyrannian, in four simple lessons. So if you're ready, let's begin!

by reiqua

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Fyora's Day
Fyora Day, contrary to popular belief, is not Fyora's birthday but rather an anniversary to her official coronation. Although literally a day honoring Queen Fyora, it is also symbolically a day of kindness where one takes a moment to learn from Fyora's character.

by black_skull725

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part One
Jhudora waited until the Kacheek was gone before looking down at the container in her hand. She smiled and let out an excited, childlike squeal of joy. It was white face powder straight from Shenkuu. She held it close to her heart as she hoped up from her throne and made her way to her bedroom.

by rocksysmom

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Three
Meridell came into sight several days later, and the two crews gathered on the deck of the Black Pawkeet as they prepared to pull into port. “All right everyone, we’ll stay in port a day or two this time to rest and restock.” Garin told his friends, “Get whatever you can, whether we actually need it or not, and keep your eyes peeled for a girl who looks like she might want a fresh start.”

by teamchao466



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