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Jhudora the Babysitter

... It could be worse?

Also by lyndsey4657

by pinksrainbow

NeoPaper: Grenegg?!

Of course it's a great idea!

by mbredboy31
Eclectic Antics: Confessions of an Ex-Baby

In which Kaune suddenly becomes several times her previous body size.

by amarettoball
Misunderstandings

Not everyone appreciates a warm welcome...

by hummush
Nothing Happened At ALL!

No one saw it, just walk it off.

by iluminescent
Neoquest Adventures

Neoquest is silly sometimes.

by alliieennss
Troubles Made of Chocolate

But... chocolate!

by liezelotte8
Coconut Shameless

How dare you

by brenda_bbm
Aishadventures: Faerie Quest

Some pets are more literal minded than others.

by aml715
Why Amira is Still a Princess

Uh, seriously?

by likelife96
Paint Time!

Bloop

by neopearly
Chicken

Chicken?

by ketchup547
There’s Nothing Quite Like A Good Book

See for yourself!

Also by _starryeyedsurprise_

by toffeedatepudding

Getting a Picture with Kanrik

Hey Master Thief can I get a picture with ya?

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Durian Difficulties: Part 3

Your attitude is stinkin' up the place

Also by bha288.

by joslucca3000

The Richest Slorg

A Slorg so fancy and rich that he needs a second monocle.

by simbologies
Ol' Reliable - Part 2

Always carry Ol' Reliable

by lockord
Squid Slippers: Meteor Mysteries

Wheeeeee!

by cosmicfire918
 
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"The Rise of Altador" by kittenbags3
A day came, a day like no other. A day that could not have been foreseen, not even by the most talented oracles that have been forgotten deep within the lost desert. Neopia was no longer a place of joy or adventure. Twas no longer a place where the innocent could roam freely and do as they please. The invaders had taken all of that away. No other moment had united Neopia in the way that the invaders did. The danger undeniable, the solution was clear: unite or die. And so it was that all of Neopia stood united, united against the invaders. It was the Grundos that first warned the rest of the lands. Above the atmosphere, working within the Virtupets Space Station, the advanced Grundo technology detected the invaders long before they arrived. No one knew before then just how brave the Grundos truly are. That noble species evacuated every non-Grundo from the station, sending only the Grundo children back down to the surface. After warning every nook and cranny of Neopia’s surface of the coming catastrophe, the Grundos sprang into action. It was known that the Grundos were smart, that could never be denied. But it was known by few how prepared they were, how selfless. With a few buttons pushed and switches switched, the Space Station transformed. Within moments the seemingly harmless satellite had become a weapon. A battle ship of the cosmos. Flashing lights of every




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Confessions of King Skarl's Hair Stylist
I take no responsibility for hurt feelings. Skarl, you dweeb. :) The truth is out.

by redken9x9

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The Rise of Altador
What may very well happen in the future of Neopia. Prepare yourselves.

by kittenbags3

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Eau De Neopia: Neopia's Top 10 Perfumes
How is a Neopian to know the best from the worst perfumes out there? And what kind of perfumes there are available here in Neopia? Have you ever wanted to try something a bit more daring than but not sure if you can pull off that bottle of Sloth Spring Scented Perfume? Well, we have compiled the top 10 perfumes available in Neopia for you to digest. So sit back and prepare to be educated.

by princess__neo277

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Aspargus and Honey: Neopian Recipes for Springtime
Here, I have devised some recipes, based on some of my favourite Neopian springtime suitable foods and tested them in my own kitchen. Get cooking!

by shortcrust

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Eleven
Chloe opened her eyes to a familiar sight. She was sitting in the control room, the large screens of the console glowing around her. There was nothing urgent on them; they were exactly as she remembered them from a week before when she had been pulled out of her life into the nightmare future.

by kristykimmy

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Nine
“You’re Rorren Willicks? That’s…that’s impossible!”

He nodded. “That name…it’s been such a long time…There’s much to explain, but now’s not the time. We need to get back to headquarters.”

by ummagine3284




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