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Relationship Advice

Um, maybe a little too intense. Plan B?

by likelife96
Hagan or Skarl?

Hey there, what did you call me?!

by iluminescent
Chia Day Madness

Big dreams my little friend

Also by marbear_4u

by brooklyn3223

The Benefits of a Relic Morphing Potion!

Aaah, much better

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

Why Kads Pend Forever -- Epilogue

What are they so upset for?

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Chomby Slide

Now thats a true friend.

Also by lyndsey4657

by pinksrainbow

My Usukicon Outfit

I think it looks faboo!

by toffeedatepudding
MSP Is Restocking

The shopkeepers are so.... helpful.

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Hungry Hungry Aisha

You look so good...

by katehoughtonbeckett
The Joys of Aging a Petpet

No one ever said it'd be easy...

Also by chiefgrumpy

by joslucca3000

Uneventful

Meh...

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

An Alternate Universe

Or maybe just a little bit lost in translation.

by globetrekker
Home Sweet Home

I hate it when I'm just walking home and...

by ketchup547
A New Experience

I didn't realize it would be that easy.

by xxsicklullabiesxx
 
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"Voyage of the Haunted Canoe" by newenglandquizzer
Water swished gently against the hull of their little canoe. In daylight, the canoe glinted a deep red, but in the dark it seemed more like dried blood. Greebles peeped and Flightning Bugs buzzed out of sight on the riverbanks. The scene seemed peaceful enough, but not all the occupants of the canoe were so sure. “I still don’t really like this,” Shale hissed. The White Grundo gripped her paddle much tighter than she really needed. Even if her fingers weren’t white already, no one would be able to see her white knuckles through the slim-fitting gloves she wore. Her campmate, Lia, piped up behind her. “Neither am I—but mostly because I’m definitely the lightest out of all of us, which means I should be up front.” The Yellow Usul huffed. “Our weight load is unbalanced and it’s slowing us down.” “Quit it!” the third pet said, a Starry Cybunny. “I am fluffy. I barely weigh more than you. Besides, you can’t do this.” She turned and flashed a beam of light from the star on her forehead. Shale and Lia both squeaked and flailed their paws, trying to cover their eyes. Shale nearly dropped her paddle in her surprise. “Ouch! Bo!” Lia said. “Cease and desist, that’s far too bright!” Bo turned back to her position at the very front of the canoe, where she used her forehead flashlight to scope out the water ahead of them. “That’s what I thought. Now quit whining!” The Cybunny squinted. Ahead, wisps of white mist had begun to gather over the water, and the canoe headed right for it. “Looks like some fog is rolling in, girls…”




Other Stories


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The Dubious Disagreement
Two Neopets try to find their friendship ... even though they don't know where they left it.

by minkton

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Voyage of the Haunted Canoe
Water swished gently against the hull of their little canoe. In daylight, the canoe glinted a deep red, but in the dark it seemed more like dried blood. Greebles peeped and Flightning Bugs buzzed out of sight on the riverbanks. The scene seemed peaceful enough, but not all the occupants of the canoe were so sure.

by newenglandquizzer

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Gadgadsbogen - Prepare for the Festivities!
Each month of Running, Neopians every where get to experience the best that Mystery Island has to offer – Gadgadsbogen. Translated to “good good day”, the festival runs all month and new fruits are discovered.

by trubiekatie

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The Comic Artist's Handbook
A few readers have mentioned that I should elaborate more on how to make comics, and they offered to provide me with a lifetime supply of Soy Chai Lattes if I did so. Thus, for purely altruistic reasons (and totally not because I have a caffeine addiction to feed), I took up my drawing pens and went full speed ahead on fulfilling this request.

by amarettoball

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Eight
“It’s settled,” she said to my ear. “We’re going after Trina.”

by ummagine3284

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Lupe Pack Detectives-The Kidnapped JubJub: Part Two
To make matters worse, the flattened grass trail that Aura had found lead us to a popular local park, meaning that part of the trail had been wiped away by the scores of Neopians using the park for a variety of purposes. Our kidnappers definitely knew what they were doing when they went through the park during the dead of night.

by lupe_hunter_7



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