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Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale

Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of.

by amarettoball
Tea Time: Wishing for a Prince!

Will she kiss him?

by actinia
The Onion Chia

I'm not crying...

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

A Gift For My Valentine

This is what I call being lucky.

by saudadesdagripe
A Slimey Valentine

They shouldn't make those games so realistic.

by queen_potema
Be My Valentine?

Its the thought that counts

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

What Will You Do On Valentines Day?

I vote for the last option.

by mustikeuh121
Unhappy Chia Day

You're supposed to eat the apple.

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

All About Tandrak Shaye

Oh you silly fans...

by roxanna203
Valentine's Day Goes Wrong

Having a date on Valentine's can be dangerous too

by sara1elo
The Woes of Being a Rock

... Ow.

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

*hugs*

by winner19955
Happy UN-Valentine's Day

For all you grumps out there! You know who you are!

Also by parody_ham

by chasing_stars44

Random Oddness - Valentines Day

Wait, but, oh no...

by mistyqee
Will You Be My Valentine?

Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing

by certifiabletrash

 
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Confessions of a Neopets Fanatic



It began so insidiously. I signed in just to do a few dailies, mostly just for the fun of it: Fruit Spin (because I was eternally hopeful for an Eventide Paint Brush), Tombola (because the Tiki Tack Man missed me if I didn’t pay him my daily visit, and occasionally he tossed a nice codestone at me), and Coltzan’s Shrine (because who in her right mind wanted to miss out on free stats?). I made sure that I collected my paltry interest each day with the reasonable anticipation that my meager fortune would grow. And of course, I visited the Shop of Offers. The fifty or a hundred Neopoints I got weren’t what motivated me to go there. Mainly, it was because that smiling Slorg who always greeted me was just so cute. Then along came Anchor Management and Forgotten Shore and (dear blessed Fyora!) a chance to win a Draik egg or a morphing potion. From then on, you couldn’t pay me to stay away from those two dailies. The first time that glorious and conveniently placed little shovel in the sand at the shore resulted in a Draik egg I knew that I was hooked.



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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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A Watery Reunion
It was a stormy night in the Month of Awakening. Even at this time of the year, the last vestiges of winter were displaying their full force across Neopia. Thick blankets of snow covered the lands near the poles, and even along the equator there were strong blizzards and icy winds blowing at freezing temperatures.

by light_faerie382

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Ash_Hope's Guide to Your Plushie Petpet
My mom told me that the Plushie Petpet Paint Brush is the cheapest paint brush out there, so it’s the easiest to get.

But a Plushie Petpet can be a lot of work, so I’m here, in our garden, to tell you all about how to take care of them!

by dunefurandlilypelt


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Valentine’s Day: A Guide to Survival
Oh Valentine’s Day. The day that so many of Neopians look forward to. Does the sight of all those hearts make you feel sadness? What about all of those people talking about love? Don’t you just adore all the hearts and romantic gestures of love? No? Then read on.

Also by dutchese159

by krispykritter6


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Lord Faerigan - Fyora's Role in the Meridell Wars: Part Five
Psellia zoomed between the clouds in the skies of Meridell. The autumn air was cold but it did not bother her much. She was an air faerie after all and often used to the freezing temperatures where she often dwelled.

by black_skull725

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Two
Chloe had been disoriented from the start, but now she was sure she’d gone off the deep end. She’d been teleported to some unknown location, chased by guards, found a room filled with the most ridiculous data she’d ever seen, and now she was confronted by a Pteri who looked too much like a much older version of her brother for comfort.

by kristykimmy



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