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Trouble in Paradise: Family

What family isn't a bit weird? (Dangerous, though...)

by chasing_stars44

In the end, the Kacheek still needed to make a visit to the NC Mall.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 7

Surprised? You always did underestimate me.

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 2

The last of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 9

I'll show you strong supporting-turned-main character in a later plot..

by caylista
Dr. Sloth Toy Army

What exactly are you doing with all those toys?

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

It's Raining... Mortogs!

I knew there was an upside to all this collecting

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Confusing Curves

Study hard, play hard.

by helgado


Also by mabi1234

by cherokee165

Can I NOT have a petpet?

Choosing the perfect petpet continues to be difficult for some pets...

by _clement_
Customization Disaster

The things we do for beauty!

by c4774r3
The Rickety Ship: Sick Beats

Well then...

by dimartedi
Unwelcome Wisdom

Uh, shouldn't they look happier?

by berdor
The Stock Market

Patience is a virtue.

by sado400
Color Fail #5

I knew this was a bad choice...

by susy_ti

Seriously? Again?!

by ssjelitegirl
Hot Chili Problems

My bad?

by sara1elo


by ianharrypotter
Juice? Part 2

Well that backfired.

Also by yami_yugi_555

by meowbey

Neocity - Usuki

Looks like Usuki Frenzy isn't quite dead yet.

by wiley1080
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Foods with Flair to Enliven Your Holiday Table

As we head into the holiday season, my Neopets and I look forward to all the wonderful treats that these festive times bring. And when we are gathered together to enjoy the company of our Neofamilies, what better way to celebrate than with food! Imagine dinner tables teeming with delectable foods, savory and sweet. But if your faithful friend is weary of the ordinary, suffering from a case of NeoBlues, or simply craves something a bit bolder and more adventurous, then this article is for you. So presented here, in a categorized format for easy reference, is a list of Neopian delicacies that are certain to challenge, choke and gag this holiday season.

Other Stories


The Thing With Wings
“Can we consider him a member of the undead?” “Can we consider him a member of the undead?”

Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”

by cherishtwilight


Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems
“Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.

by downrightdude


The Shopkeepers
In every Neopian land, there are shops, and where there are shops, you`ll find shopkeepers. This article is not about the busy, hardworking Neopets that manage the thriving businesses from Moltara to Neopia Central, however, it`s dedicated to those who watch over the user`s shops and galleries.

by aleu1986


Your Unexpected Successes!
Curious about the ways in which my fellow Neopians became unexpectedly content with all that they've accomplished, I decided to head on over to the Neoboards and ask them, "When did your ambitions finally give way to contentment?" I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences


A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Nine
It had been two months now since King Frezon’s coronation. The time had passed far too quickly for Frezon and Sankara. Indeed it had passed very quickly for Tomos, Vyssa, Nabile and Jazan as well. But for the people of Sakhmet, it had a long, confusing, often difficult time.

by dudeiloled


PPLease Be Kind To Petpets: Part Two
“Are you ready to….EAT?” the announcer called. “YES!!” the fans cheered back. “Alllllrighty then, I give you… the hungriest, the baddest, biggest mutant chia there’s ever been….FLOOOORG.”

by flowerpower446

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