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Picture Me This

Where should one draw the line?

Also by Minnesotan

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 6

These abandoned usershops are a real blight...

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 1

The first of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 8

Come for the cake, stay for the motes.

by caylista
Secrets of the Negg Faerie

It's full of secrets.

Also by: melovechias

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly 4

I must escape...

by iciclefaerie05
Island Training School

So THAT'S what those are for...

by emeny_neo
Ariathia vs Chomby

Eat carrots!

by moonlitennight
Dizzy Wizzy

Just be careful...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Random Adventures #1: Wings

I THOUGHT I fixed that.

by dashcostello
133984: Let Them Eat Cake, Part 6

So so lucky,

by lycaonpictus77
Codestone

You didn't see anything...

by fourin
Random Oddness

Your pastel pets will love this joke.

by mistyqee
Thousand Yard Stare

STOP IT!

by sheeplette
Lab Ray Confusion

What????

by cherokee165
The Shocking Truth Behind Musho Mushy Peas

Oh no!

by toasterwaffle
Juice?

Uh... Whoops?

Also by tizzlestix

by meowbey

Time for a Surprise!

A very cute one.

Also by pajama_333

by shaielchan

Eclectic Antics: Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Grab your forks; we've got cake!

by amarettoball
Trouble in Paradise: Candles

The candles are a lie! D:

by chasing_stars44
 
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"What Are Ghouls?" by cannizarro
After yet another successful unhaunting, Brave Bren, the Professor, and Glyn were heading back to the Ghoul Catchers headquarters to recoup. Bren held the used equipment, the Professor held the lantern, and Glyn held the amulet containing the troublesome ghoul that they'd just been chasing for half an hour. As the Purple Usul stared down at the amulet and the forlorn face circling around on the inside, a strange question suddenly came to mind. "What are ghouls?" "Well, Glyn, ghouls are...egh..." the Professor began, stopping to contemplate this. "Annoying," finished Bren with a smirk. "No, no, that's not what I was trying to say," the Professor groaned. "The fact is, Glyn, we really don't know what exactly they are." "You don't?" Glyn asked, rather surprised by this confession.




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Something I Don't Already Know
“Why is it that every time these twin Wockies organize a parade, we’re the ones sent to clean after it?”

“Shut up and get to work, Cornelius,” Carmichael glared at the Werelupe, pulling off the latex gloves from her fingers. The ghost Xweetok groaned, tying her hair in a bun. Her translucent face was stained with flaked skin and red spots, her Howie coat unbuttoned and in a state of disarray.

by cherishtwilight


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Dark Omen
The Black Pteri sits on a fence post howling doom and misery for all to hear... "Oh, please!" Ryan scoffed. "That's such a tacky beginning to a story." The storyteller sighed. "Young Neopet, will you allow me to tell my story without interruptions?" "Hey, I'm paying you for a story, aren't I?" Ryan retorted. "I should be able to interrupt." "Fine - just please make them sporadic. Anyway..."

by brookieebeaan

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The Neopian Pound - That's No Life
This inspired me to begin regularly fostering abandoned neopets and helping them find good homes. The process starts with a search in the pound, where I look at each available pet one by one to determine who most needs my help. Today, I not only help Chias, but pets of all species.

Also by dutchese159

by krispykritter6


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A Love Letter To Newbies
Newbies make me smile. I see them as interesting, diverse people whose struggle to learn about the Neopets website is charming and cute!

In celebration of Neopets' birthday this November, I thought I'd write an article all about why we love newbies!

by indulgences


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And Then There Was Silence: Part Five
Finneus hops carefully over the foggy waters of Bogshot Swamp, trying his best not to fall into the nasty, seemingly-gelatinous marsh. It's difficult, however, to maintain his balance when he's got tired, achy wings drooping behind him and his hands are full of treasures.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Amulet's Curse: Part Three
“Reginald? Reginald. Please, it’s time to wake up.” It was Princess Amira, her beautiful face showed signs of stress already. “Quickly, we have to get moving, we have only three days remaining.”

by corrina404



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