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Trouble in Paradise: Fan Mail

It's funny because it's true.

by chasing_stars44
Scream & Shout

He's only manupulative when his favorite foods are on the line.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Eclectic Antics: Writing Tip

A scathing, poignant remark will henceforth be scrawled in this vacuous space.

by amarettoball
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 5

Yeah, he actually has a Doctorate in Chemistry. Not that he uses it.

by june_scarlet
Kiss The Mortog

So not worth it.

Also by stephsie

by tarake_7_7_7

The Fastest Way To The 'Kadoatery - Mew!' Avatar

Another 3 Kads Fed!

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy

Watch where you pick!

by kouger233
Anniversary - Part 7

Literally ten, chronologically twenty-eight, looks more like seventeen.

by caylista
Unconverted Disadvantages

That is SO embarassing

Also by: mauvus

by roxanna203

Grooming Woes

Grooming isn't easy.

by cherokee165
Strange Brew

After the fall of Faerieland, Xandra's back at it again!

Story by ryac

by cletta

My New Morphing Potion

Or is it ...?

by navalgazer
The Not So Scary Cybunny

What in Neopia?!

by liezelotte8
Squid Slippers: Foster Frustrations

That's better.

by cosmicfire918
The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 3

How?!

by iciclefaerie05
Results May Vary: Giant Squid

Physics? HA! What are those?

by return_of_itsy
Ewww Garlic

Eugh, that's not fair.

by trilce
Sweet Pea

A vanity story

by junkgirl
The Truth About Mutants

Well, that was not as planned.

by goldensif
Got Your Nose!

Hey!

blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Mistaken Intentions

I gotta hurry!

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

 
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"The Extravagance of Life" by xyimba
"Perfect," King Jazan remarked, observing the object from top to bottom. "It's magnificent." "Well, I do what I can," Adrian the Tonu said proudly. "But it satisfies you?" "Very much so. This should bring wonderful income to the city of Qasala." They spoke of Adrian's masterpiece, handcrafted by him and funded by the king: the Wheel of Extravagance. Created from exquisite gold and bronze, it was designed as a tourist attraction for the city. A Neopian could pay one hundred thousand Neopoints to spin the wheel, and depending on where it landed, they won a prize. "And you made sure to make the right parts heavier?" Jazan questioned. "Yes, and I spun it one hundred times to check it. Eighty spins were profitable for Qasala. The odds of the spinner winning are just good enough that people will keep coming, but bad enough that we can make plenty of money." "Adrian, you're a wonderful person to employ. You designed this, you built it, you learned how to boost the stats of spinners... What would I do without you?"




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The Auction
Serena the Shoyru nervously clutched her bag. It contained exactly 12,000 Neopoints—her entire summer savings. It was the last day of vacation and she had come to the Auction House with her best friend, Callie, in hopes of buying something new and exciting. But the sun was sinking lower in the sky, the crowds around the Auction House were starting to thin out, and Serena had not spent any of her Neopoints yet.

by sacados

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In Stitches
"Come on, now, Mr. Rotter. I'll never be able to sew your arm back on if you don't stop hiding in the cellar." The zombie peered up at the Plushie Gnorbu as he loomed over the cellar door and shuddered, inching further back into the shadows.

by cannizarro

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Educational Games on Neopets
After doing some research on what games I believe would have some educational factors with in the Neopian world, I comprised a list of games that will help with math, language and spelling, and problem-solving ablilities. Children sometimes struggle with these things, but these games will make it a fun and addictive experience.

by rosiepedal

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A Battledome to Unconverted Trading Guide
Have you ever wanted to trade up into UCs but have never really known how? Well, this guide will tell you how it can be done. This guide is based upon real past trading experiences which will give you some tips as to how you can achieve a pet you have always wanted, regardless of their UC status.

by gattacaa

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Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Five
Peter was of course an eight year old, as I think we’ve mentioned before. At such an age there can be only one reaction when you are caught somewhere you aren't supposed to be - run.

by herdygerdy

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Seven
Morgana stood up, causing Vyssa and Tomos to take a step back each. She sighed. “You’re in charge, are you?” She echoed. Her voice was somewhat changed from last time. It had lost the crackly sound to it, and was instead quite clear. It was now smooth as silk and deep. Vyssa couldn’t help but wonder if everything about her had been a lie.

by dudeiloled



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