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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 13 Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement. by twillieblossom
	Trouble in Paradise: Introductions We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out? by chasing_stars44
	Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar We are not liable for any resulting legal issues. Also by darkroast by msjanny
	New Paint Job What does he even want that one million NP jug for...? by amarettoball
	Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3 Unintentional Intelligence by fourin
	Weewoo Woes What's in a name? by pirate_11
	Half-Baked Potato Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum. Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2. by tizzlestix
	Apple Bobbing Blunder You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. by unnamedgraves
	Writing Can be Hard... crickets by pinochle
	The Zaf Girls So mature. by thesovietivan
	Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too! Who says they can only wear that cape? by mustikeuh121
	Questing with Edna She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok? by milkbear
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2 There's been a lot of missing petpets lately. by june_scarlet
	The Monocerous Roars Woo, that was a close call. by icanhaskaila
	Horsing Around Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here. by _koolness_
	Anniversary - Part 4 And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom. by caylista
	Thoughts of a Neopian #2 The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed! by mike11695
	A Spooky Halloween: Part 2 Sure beats those tiny saws. by ghostkomorichu
	A Charitable Absurdity Seriously?! Art by lucifael by iluminescent
	Too Late for the Charity Corner But... I checked both corners! Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie

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Greatest Game Ever Played (Probably)

With this article, I will have been published a total of 11 times. And since this issue of the Times comes hot on the heels of #700, I feel like I owe you all something a bit personal, deeper—some sort of reflection on myself as your fellow Neopian, y'know? I'm going to tell you a story about Cheat!, about a single game that I once watched Xenon play. It took less than ten minutes, and yet it stands head and shoulders above all else as the embodiment of what a roller coaster my decade-plus here has been.

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Eternal Diva
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith.

by orisasda

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You Had One Job
But what’s with the herbs? You literally eat out every night; the most I’ve seen you cook is toast, and it’s never even very good toast, and yet now you’re buying exotic herbs and- are you chopping those herbs, Jhudora? You have multiple greasy Shenkuuvian takeout boxes from that place with the peeling pink paint and yet here you are cooking. That doesn’t seem like you, Jhudora.

by quanticdreams

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Neopia's Most Beloved Trophies
Each game comes with a prize to the highest scorers – a unique trophy that captures the spirit and challenge of the game. We will be taking a look at the game trophies that best represent the games they are awarded for, as well as tips on how to add these lovely trophies to your collection!

Also by lute248

by sakurah_rabbit

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The New Restocking System Explained
Shops used to keep the same old junk in stock forever, taking up the four rows so nothing good could restock. Therefore, people would spend their hard-earned Neopoints on garbage to deliberately make space so good items could stock. This was deemed a problem, and the auto-clear system was born.

by _brainchild_

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Four
King Frezon I stood in front of the crowd of Neopets at the bottom of the great steps for the second time this week, with a much more different announcement. It was a stiflingly hot day and he was still getting used to the intense heat in Sakhmet. Khamtef was much further eastwards, heading towards the sea, and often had a cool breeze in the air to help with the temperature. Sakhmet was a different story. But no matter. This had to be done.

by dudeiloled

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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Two
By the time the ship touched down, Meegla and Fargon were exhausted. Fargon just wanted to crawl into bed and not move for the next... Well. However many hours Meegla would let him sleep before she came up with their next big scheme. Not that he minded being woken up early for schemes! He was having way more fun now than he'd ever had before he met Meegla.

by hybatsu

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