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Blossoms~ Retry Part 10

I swear I've seen something like this before... *glances to Issue 603*

by twillieblossom
Weewoo's Big Mistake

That was NOT for you!

Idea by tigerclawhead

by nightwish_faerie

Edible Escapades: Part Five

Kocrel proposed his 700th best idea.

Also by priscent.

by msjanny

700th Celebration

Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one!

by amarettoball
Trouble in Paradise: Celebrations

This is what happens when you are born near a celebrated day.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 5

Game ratios just aren't what they used to be.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

Low Budget Advertising for the Obelisk War

Starring the Obelisk Factions and... cardboard boxes?

by siuku
What a Bad Year to Be a Skeith

*sigh* Maybe next year

Also by drobit

by kikale107

Freak-out - Fireworks

Didn't quite think that one all the way through...

by ichigostars
Neopian Times Delivery

Happy 700th Issue!

Also by saltsman

by saudadesdagripe

Chia Catastrophes: Weewoo Shenanigans

This will work!

Idea by shobe277

by lightfpower

Jhudora's Revenge

Come on now, you know me better than that.

by mazaii_3
Yay! 700!

Don't they look happy?

by vesus10
Zeesh: Giant Weewoos!?

There's no such thing as giant weewoos...right?

by the_princess_z
The NT Archive

We're under here!

by mustikeuh121
The Rickety Ship: Weewoo Planet

Don't trust these guys.

by dimartedi
Peophins & Unis

WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

Idea by horsecrazyirishgirl

by replying

Neopian Times 700th Anniversary!

I mean... Just look at him!

Also by tkprtyrhd

by femu

Surprise!

Celebrating the Times' 700th issue!

by cherokee165
A Different Kind of Trouble at the National Neopian

Well, he's right about being wrong.

by globetrekker
700 Issues

You've got to be kidding me...

by treeword
A Fateful Meeting - Part 1

Collab Powers Go!

Also by gattacaa

by winner19955

The Neopun Times

Weewoos of a feather make tons of puns together!

Also by angieandanne

by _heart7

*Hands Cookies*

700 issues worth of cookies... Yikes

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

What We Won't Do for an Avatar

Punchbag Sid always shows up at the worst possible time...

by ramotswe
Nooo! Silly Weewoo!

If you have a Weewoo, be sure to guard your issue of the Neopian Times!

by _sammy_kiwi_
The Funniest Comic Ever

Take a look before it's too late. They're coming!! HURRY!!!

by supertualet
I'd Rather Not...

..face that angry mob outside.

by chylaira
How A Weewoo Got His Wings

Actually, Neocola just helps you restore alertness or wakefullness.

Art by roxanna203

by quiggles_r_kewl_1

Look Fierce This 700th

Can you believe they'd show up like that? As if!

Also by leila_lea

by ilovejonulrich

The Floating Islanders: NT 700

But he still really means it!

by yankeesrule244444456
Weewoo Training

It's not easy delivering mail.

Art by airismile

by darkroast

Happy 700th NT Edition!! (Or Not)

Maybe I should have done this the other way around...

Also by Aethelar

by megamak

Revenge is Sweet - Weewoo Edition

This time they'll learn!

by mumumuchan
Guess Who's a Sore Loser?

Payback is tough.

Also by lennekegirl123

by table

The Struggles for an Avatar

I hope it pays off...

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Creative Thinking

Maybe this wasn't the best plan...

by pinochle
Nightmare on Avatar Street

Kaboom!

Art by dutchese159

by krispykritter6

Why Weewoos Shouldn't Fly Over the Altador Cup

What the?! That's not a Yooyu!

Also by wtmoof

by louirawr

Anniversary - Part 1

As far as Ten Year Anniversaries go, this one is bound to be interesting...

by caylista
Saving Weewoo

This is why we need wings.To fly away!

by wokitana
The NT Editors Office Prior to Issue 700

Where is Country Queen?

by labmom953
A Special Edition

That's a great ide- or not.

by cinnamon_girl
Radical!

Yeah. I'm pretty tough. You probably shouldn't mess with me.

Idea by bear.

by digests

 
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"Painted Weewoo and the Maraquan Dillema" by cherishtwilight
"Boss. Boss, something’s happened.” “What is it, you nitwits?” the shuffling of feathers. A Weewoo in a suit and tie, eliminating evidence of pastry crumbs and red jam. “I’m busy.” “Lawrence and Burlap’s come back from their job, they brought back their messages with them. Their diving suits are broken, Lawrence is completely catatonic and Burlap’s muttering things. Something about read smug, or knee lugs.” The Boss glared at them both, silently. “Where’d they come from?” “Maraqua, sir.” The Boss stood silently in the quiet mess of the office, before massaging his forehead with a feather or two. “Has it not occurred to you idiots that he may’ve said ‘Slug Monster’?”




Other Stories


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Agent 700
Agent 00 Hog sat at his Cheat table, absent-mindedly flinging card after card across the hall. He was particularly good at flinging playing cards, but today, even that could not hold his attention. It had been a long and rather boring day, the yellow Moehog thought with a sigh.

by vanessa1357924680

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A Different Route
Once upon a time, nothing happened. Not a very exciting start to a story is it? That was the problem Ned had. He wanted to write a story that would be the best thing since sliced Neggs, but he had absolutely nothing interesting to say.

by lugal222

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100 Reasons Why We Love Neopets: Celebrating NT700
We all play Neopets… but why? Everyone has their own interests and specialties, whether it be game trophies, restocking, writing, or much, much more. Curious about this question, Olly and Solo took to the boards and asked the general population.

Also by paws265

by 0llyness


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The Neopian Times - A Chronicle
In this article we’re going to give a history of the Neopian Times and how it has changed over the years, highlighting the issues worth a special mention. From those we’ll pick out a submission that is really worth a read and, hopefully, will tempt you to explore the rest of the issue.

Also by ratty170170

by equinewhispers


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Begin Again: Part Three
It feels drafty, even though it’s in the side of the mountain, and is the furthest room from the now-howling winds of the great outdoors. Lukirri grumbles, gets out of bed, and slumps over in front of the fireplace. She hates being alone. She wants to go talk to anyone – even if it’s Hedera – or at least watch her work. But she already knows that even trying would lose some of Hedera’s favor.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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To Succeed is to Fail: Chapter One
While my name, at the moment, lacks any significance or importance -- and perhaps it never will -- by the end of this tale your imagination will thrive on my alias, whatever alias slowly presents itself over the duration of this account. My image will dance throughout your memory indefinitely; nary a thought will your mind portray in which I fail to be present.

by rielcz



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