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Blossoms~ Retry Part 8

We shared groceries, so the next step is to share friendship.

by twillieblossom
Laginator 3000

Dr. Sloth thinks through his plans very carefully.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Random Events

This is why you only get to press it once a day.

by chasing_stars44
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 3

Probably couldn't have carried those anyway.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

The Rickety Ship: Q1

sheeeww

by dimartedi
Welcome to the Family?: Part 1

You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice.

by amarettoball
Apples

All this for an apple?

by fourin
Aisha Soup: Pirate Plans

Shouldn't you be out doing pirate stuff or something?

by the_shii
Mispronunciations of Neopia: Pteri

What's a pea tree?

Idea from lennekegirl123

by table

Dandilion Tails in 'Screams of the Vegetables'

Why would you need a loc- oh my Fyora.

by dandilion_crucifix
How Yooyus Spend the Off-Season!

Heheheh...

Also by kbbob

by sarah2396

Delicious Cupcake?

Hmmm, I wonder...

by praline01
The Problems of Avatars #2

That's not how this works...

Also by alexise1998

by chromeninja

You Missed!

BULLSEYE?

by editorial
Culinary Confusion

It's obvi-wait a sec...

Also by azienskieth

by roxanna203

Can I have a petpet?

Sometimes finding the perfect petpet can be tricky.

by _clement_
Poogles & Giggles #5

I didn't touch one, I swear!

by lizzbear_
Vegeterrible - Part 1

Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia

by pirate_11
Stay Strong with Team Brawn: A New Moon

CRASH. Ewww...

Also by Tex707

by alexise1998

At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 1

Get ready for a slumber party

by winner19955
 
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"Downtime With Dr. Sloth" by vanillafilth
Being an almighty overlord all the time understandably gets tiring. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't throw away my boundless power for anything, but even creatures of my high stature need time off. Today was just such a day. I found myself craving some quality Sloth time, outside of the confines of the Virtupets station. Even in my leisure time, there's always work to be done. Today's list entails picking up my dry cleaning, going grocery shopping, and picking up some pet supplies for Roger, my precious, obedient little ultra Pinceron. Quite the labor intensive day this is looking to be, but what kind of ruler would I be could I not best these simple tasks?




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Usuki Singing Stars #25: Publishing Problems
“At last, I’ve finally finished!!” Sparkles shrieked, waving five sheets of paper above her head triumphantly. The pink Bruce dashed out of her bedroom, clambered down the stairs and stormed into the living room with her finished piece of work gripped firmly in her hands. “Oh Scary, you won’t believe what just happened!” she exclaimed, her voice squeaking excitedly.

by downrightdude

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Downtime With Dr. Sloth
Just a peek into the life of our famous ruler when he's not ruling.

by vanillafilth

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Rhoasy's Raddest Restaurants: Cafe Kreludor
This week, as promised, I’m strapping on my moon shoes and heading to Kreludor, Neopia’s only moon, to try the most recommended restaurant by all my Grundo buddies- Cafe Kreludor!

by tennesseethomas

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The Traveling Neopian: Neolodge Reviews: Stop #10
Sigh. That was my last recap. But everyone is really more interested in the articles, so I guess it’s about time that I get this show on the road for the very last time. AstroVilla is very different from the other hotels. For one thing, it’s a giant sphere paneled with enormous wall-to-wall glass windows. Another thing; it’s in space.

by cadetbush

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Begin Again: Part One
The green Draik breaks through the forest, leaping out from between two trees. She dashes down the slope, long wings billowing up from the wind of her dash. She runs on all fours, having the lithe limbs to do so. Her small backpack bounces with every step.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998


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The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part Six
I let out another sob before slowly pulling myself to my feet. Every movement sent pain shooting through my back, but I had to get home. I staggered home as quickly as I could, which wasn’t quickly at all.

Also by Medit92

by teamchao466




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