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Neopian Neophyte - Usukis

They're what's for dinner.

by leedom111
The Off Season: Fangirls

Tandrak Shaye

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Baby Parasol?

It would certainly be an interesting customisation item...

Also by pizzakitty

by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx

Behind The Scenes: Root of All Evil

...Who owns that greedy Kadoatie, anyway?

by elyk442
The Comic comic

A very existential comic hiatus.

by caterait
Tornado in a Bottle

It's impossible... Right???

by veih
A Straw Short

Better hiding spot needed.

by solcana64
Neopet Complaints

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

by glittergirl7000
The Wacky World of Ezel68

He's got a point, Edna...

by ezel68
Woodland Despair

Scarabs eat...

by kuraimizuki
The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting

Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO

by purrfect_cookie

Quite a sense of humor.

by joesephluff
Kacheek Stink

*wobble wobble*

by angelusdeletum
Confusion and Lipstick: Snow Pets

Places to Avoid

by x_love_song_x
Talk About Random

Every loss is a small win.

by buizelmaniac
Unlikeable Sort

Day 1...

by keese_bat
Defective Paint Brush

How shameful.

by bluemeows
The Most Important Things

When the chat board is about to explode, you save what matters most!

by hellehond
For the Lulz - The Joke

We hereby apologize for the puns.

by mooseydoom101
Funtime at the Kadchat

This is how it always goes for me...

by blumenelfe
Usually Not Funny - OOGA BOOGA

And the pumpkin was never heard of again.

by girlthehero
The Meepit - Pure Evil

Even a birthday isn't safe from the wrath of meepits...

by kitteh_love_forever
Obvious Lurker

Word to the wise: avoid flaming eyes if you're trying to be sneaky.

by umbreon133
Chaos Around Every Corner

Where we discover that yes, your younger sibling CAN beat you...

by sailor_midnightmist
Dr. Sloth's Birthday Surprise

Aww, this is so nice of you.

Concept by ravemuch

by 1992jk1995

To the Tune: Tick... Tick...

A few minutes left!

Also by metakitsune

by xstarfrost

Don't Save the Pie Part 1

The pie does not want to be saved.

by bedbugz
Smelly Halloween!

Rots and rots of fun!

by frosted_fires
Neon Light

Yes, Key Quest Faerie. We are ALL watching you. o.o

by kirenaia
Dr. Evil Sweet-tooth

Happy Birthday, Neopets!

Concept by sarcasticdeath

by vampirebunny18

Never Gonna Shut You Up

Seal your cake receptacle, you conniving mountebank!

by mudiikip
Daily Dose Of AWESOME


by leeeeemon39
Eleven Years?

11x365+11/4=4018 xD

by soccagal45
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"The Frugal Poogle" by mrs_cherish
Clarinda spent her days exploring Neopia, always trying new foods, playing new games, meeting new friends and enjoying every day as a new adventure. Darwin, on the other hand, preferred to spend his time quietly in his own company, leaving Brightvale only to deposit his Neopoints in his saving account at the National Neopian Bank...

Other Stories


Dangers of the Fruit Machine
Fifty neopoints doesn't buy much these days, does it?

by emrozi


Big Four (Minus One): A Tale of Sports Legends
He had gone by a nickname long enough that no one, not even himself, knew of his real name...

by kittenkutie936


Guilding: Finding the Right Guild & Being a Member
Helpful tips to be a good guild member, as well as how to find a guild that is right for you.

by kaylaftw


What Kind Of Neopet Owner Are You?
We all love our neopets but we care for them in different ways and sometimes, this is shown by how we prioritize and decide on things in relation to our pet.

by akitera


Illusions of Grandeur: Part Three
Late that night, I paced through the darkened mansion like the monster provincial villages tended to name me.

by kittengriffin


The Sorcery Society: Part Eight
I felt like I wasn't ready. I didn't feel ready to actually meet the main character of this story.

by iris220_ll

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