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Issue: 353 | 1st day of Hiding, Y10

Comics

	The Lost Island Hunters - Part III The Magic Feepit appeared... Also by cevierakasky by dra_jl
	Spooky Crossover It's a secret. by i_hate_backstabbers
	The Valley of Spam Shiny. by chichikokoyamma
	'Extreme' Sports drool by shadow_sabre_
	Life is a Playground - Kass Basher! voosh by larenchan
	Freefalls Into Lunacy Uses For A Glowing Pet! by firefree_animegirl
	Zap by the Ray ...and Beyond Neopia licks its lips! by cynthiac369
	Gag Train No way. by kaiinomi_chan
	TRAODAF: More NQII stuff Some things just make you wonder... by gabeedragon
	Made Out Of Glue - Chickaroo! Speechless. by maddington_bear
	Apples to Apples Do you have your costume? by itscocoa
	Happiness is... 27% gravity = OH YEAH. by luckyfishie
	Maniacally I've always wondered why the Swamp Ghoul doesn't bother us any longer... by kinshijaku
	Pint-Sized Apparently the Beauty Contest trophies really DO need a make-over... by lachtaube
	Feepit Frenzy #12 Breakfast is being prepared... by fariy287
	Ice: Zombies I guess that means the barbecue's off. by neogirl21_21
	Doodlez WARNING: Stench of garlic within... by mouse_trap_34
	Click Here What a smart decision! Idea by ohdearieme by me_like_juice
	Hungry Hungry Grarrl This happens to me. A lot. by touchedbyapenguin
	sanity ltd An epic tale of a Faerie Kyrii who ate toast. by thunderlight314
	Cloud & Speck Warning, fans and clouds don't match! by kyraona
	Talking with your Neopet Why don't you paint me grey if you're going to leave me like this? by zelda2222
	Vacation! OMG!!! Free Petpetpets!!! by goodsigns
	Get Your Own Thing! Darn conformists... by guardiandelta
	Poogle Races And they're off with a quick start... Also by spiral333 by pheonix_firewing
	Team Mayhem Why do royal Korbats carry staffs? by dark_moon_blossom
	The Peophin Adventures - Something Has Happened! A little blue Peophin walking down the streets and... poof! something has happened! by picha_girl
	The Truth About Turmac Roll This is why the game Turmac Roll is in Meridell and NOT in the Haunted Woods. by wackywocky555
	Let The Games Begin! 2 minutes into the match... by chikolina
	The Perks of Being Pirate Wow! by musiclives2001
	The Bunker - Bonus! Seriously. Don't. by hubadawaha
	Ace of Spades Mwa ha ha! by unaagi
	CDLC - Crazy Deranged Laughs Coop Some of the Most Committed... and Biggest... Fans by raptorsama
	Even Opportunities Introducing... the Altador Cup! by waltman1002001

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"Cheaters Never Prosper" by mamasimios and dollgirl44
It was with horror and shame that she discovered, one day, that her father had instructed everyone to lose to the young Princess on purpose. Displaying her well-known hot temper, Fernypoo had stormed out of the castle and shouted at her father, "You don't believe in me! I'll show you! I'll show you all!!"

Other Stories

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Petpet Talk: The Daycare
Arnold the Angelpuss whimpered as his owner dropped him off at a crowded room...

by christmas_ice

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The Strange Day
YES! Finally, a hot day. We are already three days into summer vacation, and it's been rain, rain, rain! How lame is that?

by little_fairy2008

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Top 10 Kadoatery Myths, BUSTED!
Some kadoatie food is expensive, granted, but most is not.

by tiickled

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So, Are You A ___ Collector?
We'll do a word association test.

by s57v58

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Jack and the Seven Curses of Renee: Part One
This is actually a tale of one Neopet's triumph. But don't let that deter you, for I am quite sure there are enough depressing elements of our story to keep even the greyest of you interested...

by featherwingedangel

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It's Raining! It's Pouring! Old Faeries Are Snoring!: Part Two
"We've got to make it to the faeries at Darkling Mountain..."

by brokensilent

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