Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 335 | 21st day of Running, Y10

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	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XX Flying by khestrel
	One Fish, Two Fish Can't you try to look happy? by fish_puddle
	The Class of '08 Part One Starring all of your favourite comic characters! by _dead_meat_x_
	I See Dumb People ...Ugh. by runoae
	You'd Rather Eat That!? That Ummagine looks better... by superstarsusie01
	Meet the Guys Have you ever wondered what is scary enough to scare a Meepit? Now here's your answer. by nadin_lucifer_hawk
	Obtuse Lupe The Island Mystic isn't always a fortune teller, you know. by gerbilisious
	Neoquest Nightmares - Talinia's Aim Talinia learns to be humble... by lauziloges
	The Reason Why #3: Statues Uhh, it's sort of a long story... by synchroneyez
	Cola Madness Har-dee-har. by kevinlin1216
	Eat the Madness Orange Chicken by umbreon54399
	The Mystery Mystery Capsule Because everyone loves a good mystery... by kalis_coraven
	Koijuro and the Meepits - Part 4 Koijuro's neohome is being terrorised by meepits and this is just any other day... by newcomix
	Koteex's Life - A New Friend Sometimes things happen just in time. by cevierakasky
	Comic Relief - Special Animated Edition Join Puck, Zu and Tod in their (mis)adventures through Neopia. by hoeiva
	Snot Fair On second thought... by leoblaze__84
	Half Empty Look! by panther_puma
	Sketchbook I wonder why we've never seen Master's face... by sparexchange
	Neon (#5) MUMBO PANGO IS BIG!!! by zzanniezz
	The Meep Files- 2 The truth behind those innocent meepit hats. by djmaggiekolmar
	That's Weird... The Dark Faerie cackles... by __cuti3patooti3__
	Neopian Oddities: Featuring Tombstones Geez, those fangirls. by zafaraluvur_8
	Sketch Omelette Please think before painting your pet sketch. by seahorsepond
	Two and a Half Gelerts The Beauty Contest again... Art by owyll by silverqueengalaxia
	lunchbox Water does that. by nickulla
	The Art of Randomness munch by wind_whisper
	Rubbish Robber Somewhere at the Meri Acres Farm... by feverlama
	Wacky Wheel! Oh no! The Skull! by shadow_sabre_
	The (dis) Advantages of Being Ghost It's always annoying not knowing if you're on dry land or not. by bayfier
	The Red Brothers: Truly, The Meridell War You think you can defeat me?! by themuffanicmuffinman
	Baby Pteri's Easter In with the crowd by monkeybytes
	Easter Surprises Don't let this cookie crumble! Also by jess3153 by crazy_kathy
	Salt the Slorg: Screaming Contest EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	ice cubes Resist! by icecradle
	Easter Neggs? ...aren't these neggs supposted to have chocolate inside? by neofeather
	Edna's Easter Quest Happy Easter everyone!! by smockey11

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Guide to Sliding

Why would a snuffly ever go through so much trouble? Why would the shy little petpet ever venture into the depths of the ice caves? Who knows. Perhaps he got lost and wandered into the caves, discovering a lost clan of gabars and their treasure trove of green gems. Perhaps he realized that the green crystal shard sells for 250K on the trading post. Perhaps he decided to collect these gems, no matter what, so he could eventually become the first petpet billionaire. Whatever the reason, this little guy is determined. And he needs a lot of help to make the perilous journey. Welcome...

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