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Revel Roundup Revenge

Never insult Chef Bonju.

by christa_iz_cool
Altadorian Cobb Salad

"The One with the Hat"

by tissuewaster
GIMMEEEE!!!!!

Really whacko.

by bernice_dao
As the Angelpi Fly- Issue 3

Maybe a rock would have been a more practical gift?

by pasha_pup
The Real Pirate Jelly

I hope you guys and gals enjoy my comic.

by dark_wil
Pickled Olives

So why can't they eat pickled olives?

by tharkays_quest
Millionaire Mania

I'm rich!

by fox914
Restless Night: Part One

*wiggle*

by zelda2222
Knick Knack - Origami

Don't be silly.

Script by kamikatze24

by pokemon_lunatic

Context Sensetive

Now avaliable in lime!

by i_have_a_soul_too
I Love My Petpet

It's so good to have a petpet, isn't it?

by lily19890417
The Pet Patrol Revolution - Surprise

A surprise reappearance.

by neo_tomi
Sloth's Nightmare

Avert your eyes.

by shadow_sabre_
TRAODAF: Virtupets Space Station

*Insert really old, really low-budget sci-fi movie music here*

by gabeedragon
Pant Devil Woes

The Pant Devil attacks!!!!

by fire_princess433
Neopian Games - Wingoball

Warning: Do not touch the red gnomes...

by marlee_wuz_here
Lost&Found - Episode 1: The Origin

The origin of the sweet little Gelert

by kuwaigal
Endlessinsanity - Little Cousins

Whoever thought cousins could be so... adorable?

by __wolf_girl__
Whacky Wocky #o1

CookieMew finds a ghost. <3

by teeniesophie
Abandoned- The Tale of a Red Gelert

*throws a rock at you* :D

by eveningdreamer
How Could You POSSIBLY Know??

It's a Mystery!

by crystalcat10488
Gothic Wings - New Glasses?! Continued...

At least you still make them faint...

by sacred_darknezz
Toretilas Tailz

Free hugs, anyone?

by vermilionlunatic
Nightlight

One random moment...

Super Sweet Idea by dark_slammer

by flame_shadow_

Waffleconian Images

You lose.

by nickulla
Define Idiocy

If only they were wearable.

by darkness1300
Real or Fake?

Aww, it's so cute...

by pink_mystic_elf
Kadmainia 2

Feeding Kadoaties can be dangerous sometimes.

Also by tinkx

by kazukazue

Neotwins: Behaving

My Pride and Joy?????

by sloan8222
Staring Contest

Hey, being feared has its advantages...

by reptilliangirl
Neopian Angst

Guest starring the cutest gallery keeper ever: Jerry!

by christian_in_black
The Flip Side: of Rocks and Fish

Some things lose their meaning here on Neopia.

by __shichan__
Eccentricity

A conspiracy...?

by kyrinn
 
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Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding Slushies Underneath The Commentating Box? Well, no, because it’s so devious that it can’t be mentioned. But here is just a mere taste of the carnage we witnessed deep within the belly of the stands: the news that never got reported…



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Squid Bait
Curiosity snared the Techo, or was it Techos make great squid bait? Eh, either way, it's time to go fish.

by brokensilent

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Champion
And people called him a Gormball Legend? Fat chance. So when I heard that this was his last year of competing...

Also by kittygirl5170

by dan4884


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Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking Ineptitude
Cursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...

by taipeiss

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The Guide to Looking Literate
So, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?

by silverheartsz

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Blue's Way: Part One
The painted Neopets looked at each other in dismay and confusion. An unpainted pet, speaking with them like he was painted too!

by kimssuperanimals

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Kadoatery Khronicles: Part Three
Freddie slumped to the floor of his cage, listening to everyone talking about him as if he wasn't there with a gloomy expression. "I wanna go home already..."

by dpickle26



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