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A Walk In The Park

Everything is so beautiful!

by darkadoom
Painted Problems

Why some pets shouldn't be certain colors...

Script by petkeeper416

by obviousfakename

Hatched!

Hehehe.

by marshallmathers_111
Kulanah

Mmm... cake!

Also by krazykutekowgirl

by goldnangl83

itsa comic

Wait. I hit him?

by child_dragon
UnNormal - Merry-Go-Round

Want to go on the Merry-Go-Round?

by cozygen
Turmaculus

Maybe I'll try something else...

by flufey_is_cute
Petpet Parade 3

And that's how Meepits are planning their takeover!

by the_forest_maiden
Random Something

At the Kadoatery...

by silvermare200
Garin & Jacques

... and their journey x]

by urskus
Finding the Perfect Petpet

For years I have been trying to find the right petpet...

by hardlyevolved
Weewoo Madness

That king is wise!

Concept by meltalviel

by neokid11115

Secret Lab Secret

He does know!

by dakumi
In the Shadows of Neopia #5

Whoops! Sorry about that...

by morrigan_a_aensland
Off Track: NeoPhobia

I really need to see a doctor.

by klipsan
Free Jelly

Isn't ALL the jelly free?

Script by autoc007

by aiyakhiori

The New Petpet

Picmon and his new petpet!

by larenchan
Demon 2

Do neopets die?

by ookami_mangetsu
Meridellian Mischief

You will eventually realize...

by moon_wolf21
Me and Them

NOOOOOOO!!!!

by hamtaro6969
Owned

DO. NOT. SING. THE. POOGLE. SONG!

by moonstar_night
Funny Farm

Sorry, that is not a winning ticket.

by saiyukiluva
A Woeful Tale of Woe

Poor Chris Kyrii...

by jellyfishi
Haunted

Slugs and Snails

by hauntedheroine
Battle Duck Revenge

You throw Maractite Battle Duck!

by bulbabean
The E-1337: "Want some Achyfi?"

Smarter than the average Bearog?

by _ob1_kenobi_
Chiadventures: Never too Early to get Peapared

What are you doing over there?

by zelda2222
The Truth About the Petpet Laboratory

Sorry, your petpet has disappeared.

by rose_cel
Standing Out

It's just a game! (Don't take the games too seriously!)

by jasperdragongirl
Living in Neopia!

NO! You cannot take more than one jelly per day!

by sensuke
Comic 3 (v1.2)

I suppose something interesting should go here but all that candy is making it hard to think....

by rcwalters
Grave Plotting

Wow, look at all of these graves!

by olympic_pineapple
The Gallion Ranch

The ranchers must have been stuck at the second step...

Script by hakuryu_86

by pacmanite

Stuck in the Neopet House

My momma always told me, death is like ... a box of chocolate doughnuts?

by spotthechelsey
Darkest Corner

How come we didn't get to keep useless piles of dirt?

by dark_elfa
 
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"Golden Slumbers" by goldenlullaby
I was about to ask some questions of my own; but before I could even open my mouth to speak, she was going on about going to get her boss. I sighed. I just had to sit tight and wait, I assumed. Just as I began to doze off again, the door burst open. I jolted upright. I gasped as I saw a beautiful, brunette faerie follow the Usul nurse into my room. The Soup Faerie, I told myself, I remember her!




Other Stories


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Venuquin
There is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?

by phsycoticdancer

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How Boochi Came to Be
"Max, you need to help others. When all is lost, you must still help others so that hope may remain for the future..."

by pyphracket

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The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!
What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy.

by alexsmum

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The Free Foods of Neopia
Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something.

by book_worm1217

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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Seven
"Of course, I didn't think twice before taking a sip of the potion. As you can expect, something happened when I drank this potion..."

by puppy200010

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Instincts - Part Four
Danner suddenly had a horrible mental image of what would happen if there was a Were-variation for every one of the species on Neopia. While the idea of Wereblumaroos was kind of funny, Weregrarrls would be utterly terrifying...

by nimras23



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