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|Princess TroublesWould you like to play Kiss the Mortog?|
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|The Neo397sHeh, heh.... |
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|Oops!Are you sure this is safe...?
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|Coffee House MadnessThat poor Coffee Shop shopkeeper thought she had seen every kind of customer, until she met this one.|
|Only in Neopia...50,000 volts of sheer fun!|
|One of a KindWhat'cha get for lunch?|
|Flapdoodle: Altador Plot SpecialAn explosion is its own reward.|
|The Near SideI hate blackouts.|
|Little OrbyUh oh.|
|At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent #2Stupid gravity...|
|BD Cup... Second RoundI've got it!|
|SO EVILAAAAA!! Kuryry, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!! O_o|
Art by pinkcharli
|Warning!This product may contain traces of asparagus.
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|Plushie Palace PandemoniumThe day that Shaye plushies went on sale.|
|The Reason Behind ItYou mightn't have noticed it, but Lupes get the limelight in plots. Maybe there's a good reason.
|Florg's R.99Wait a second!|
|Brothers'n'Sister: Malbod the LupeHe liked playing with petpets, too.|
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Art by imogenweasley
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|A Stock Broker's Best FriendSome of us just care way too much about our Neopoints.... MUAHAAHAHHA!
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|Kawaii - A Walk in the ParkStupid banana peel...|
|PleaseSPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!!|
|Fly Ice Cream?... Ewww!Some flavors were just never meant to exist...|
|Title Goes HereOh, like it hasn't happened to you before...|
|SpookyShould've brought a telescope...|
|What's for Dinner?Mmm... Cement.|
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Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late!
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