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Issue: 237 | 2nd day of Hunting, Y8

Comics

	Edna the Witch Crossover Muwahahahaha!! by coshi_dragonite
	Notions and Nonsense: Bug Bite Another way of going out for a bite to eat. Art by pixiepuff by patjade
	Kawaii - Happy Birthday! OMIGOSH!! Also by pb_lover242 by crow213
	Evil Feepit Tough guys... by fmoura_98
	All Ears "Packing" by tdyans
	And the Meepits Outgrabe I knew it! It's YOU! by kittylin
	Poor Hugith An embarassing picnic... by lenins_homie
	Dragona's Socks Dragona is very sad. by doughnut215
	Tomb'd Are you sure this is the right way? Also by betazoid_telepath by tamia_silverwing
	Annoying - Why Hissis are Bad Pets for Newbies Hiiisssssssssss... by 900duckling
	Pnuts What it really means... by riverdale13
	Petpet Fuss Not cold enough. by labeboyse
	Random Storys - Do not play with fire What the...! Is this Petpetpet REALLY on fire? o.O by karatehuendchen
	Spaz Much? Aww... aren't they cute? by kitcat2482
	Being Razul Fire and water... do not... never have... and never will... MIX. by kitty_lover911262
	Slinky Says... Circus by macabreinside
	C'est La Vie Napping is no longer safe in Neopia... by clydesdale
	Demon 0 Um... by ookami_mangetsu
	Curtain Call In which Lantrax does his best... and gives the director a heart attack. by kyuukon
	Petpet Lab Ray Who told you to believe that crazy kookith anyways? by hikarru
	The Gallion Ranch Sssssidney ssspiesss a victim... Also by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	Petpet Tales After a visit to the Petpet lab ray... by kaitou_dark_mousy
	Komik Releef: Juicy Mix-up Look what you did! by tashni
	Starry, Starry Sight I'm still trying to figure out the next clue. Story by katlady759 by frayedknot
	Grey Story Woe. by haunter101234
	Smelly Nelly "Likes long walks on the beach." by i_hate_backstabbers
	NeoRiddles!!! - Cafe Kredulor What!? No atmosphere! by ejwarrior08
	Day Old Phish Theater Presents: The Question Accept the Quest? by phish_bon3s
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 7 by the_darkjedi
	Powered by Coltzan No, wait, there's still Coltzan's Shrine. by ssjelitegirl
	Lab Ray...? Aww, c'mon... Also by ximerika by mythbusters1fan
	Flapdoodle Decisions, decisions... by obviousfakename
	Hagan's Heroics He thought about things like... Also by sunset_rose285 by confuzerated

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The Music Scene

Have you ever wondered about Neopia’s top Rock Stars and how they came to be? How did Yes Boy Ice Cream get its name? What is so special about Chomby and the Fungus Balls? And why is 2 Gallon Hatz spelt with a Z? You’re about to find out! After thrashing through the lush Tyrannian Jungle, Sharlot Vin emerges to the harsh sunlight of the Plateau and sees the famous Concert Hall!

Other Stories

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Silver Sky
A shiver of excitement ran down the Kougra girl's spine. After days of sitting still like this in the marketplace, Khara felt unable to stay where she was any longer. She leapt to her paws...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Patch's Money Tree Adventure
"Anyways, I want more money. I was thinking that we go to the Money Tree," Patch announces...

by twiztid_chick_luna

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A Guide to Sophie’s Stew
Well *cackle* I finally got my own game – Sophie’s Stew. Being the absent-minded witch I am (my Great Grand Aunt twice-removed told me it runs in the family), I will need some help to complete my powerful spell...

by the_biters

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Are You A Fashion Disaster?
Honestly, how can your beloved Neopets do their dailies everyday dressed like that?

by purplepassiony2k

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Shad and Saura: The Old Neolodge: Part Three
The sitting room was indeed dark. The windows were still sealed, pieces of the vase had been shattered all over the floor and only the maid slept on the couch, curled up under the blanket. Ash wasn’t there and both Neopets just knew that he wouldn’t be coming back any more...

by ssjelitegirl

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How The Drenched Came To Be: Part Five
“How can he say that about us? It’s not like we chose to be blessed by Dread or whichever member of the Drenched it was that blessed us. It’s not fair!”

by ewagon

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