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Sugary Evil

Evil masterminds are not cute.

by pocky_of_doom
Living in Neopia!

Want a new petpet?

by sensuke
It's a Hard Life When You're Evil...

... is something wrong?

by k_aren_z
Sanity Obsolete

Do you know why no one does your quests?

Art by nut862

by evanescent_pudding

Bad Side to Baby Neopets

There can be a negative side to wanting to have a baby neopet...

by _kristina_anne_
Squirrilia's Pages: Email Issues

But I DID remember!

by accasperberry3

The Symol Hole Concept....As Told By C.S.

by chibikatza
Chias are for Eating

It's worth the money.

by demonic_pulse
VERY Random Events: Panther pink?

Who knew a paint brush could be a threat...

by the_panther17
Hyper Drive

So, why are we up this early?

by jacfreec
Half Off Day

Wow, everything IS half off!

Art by x_b0b0_x

by patjade

Eep. - In the Market

This stinks.

by sillie_little_thing

Sooooooooo, do you serve food here?

by iluvdrawing
And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special

And on he rolled through frost and snow...

by kittylin

I wouldn't recommend that...

by starsparkler
The Neo397's Christmas Special P. 2

Is the surprise here yet?

by isaiahdjkim
Random Silliness

He gets a little crazy sometimes...

Art drawn by cute_little_cat

by dragonanz

True Fictional Facts of Neopia

You won't believe your eyes...

by dragonx325
Starry Stuff

Show and tell!!!

by marilltachiquin

Yay Lab ray!!

by lordandmastertenchi
Neopian Bloopers #2

What do you call a shoyru with earmuffs on?

by omomake
Life on Market Square

Now, let's talk about neopoints.

by whitepawn2008
I'm Watching You...


by littleariel05
Giving Thanks

*wishes for black tie event*

by plaquenil
Hannah and...

TNT gives headhache with that in bonus.

by charmyc
Petpet Tails

Starring Tomos and Nabile!

by little_hamsters365

Oh no! It's my birthday...

by hamtaro6969
Bad Carma

Watcher helps make a comic about the Lost Desert Puzzle.

by armadi
Kawaii - Dinnertime

You're going to make dinner?

by crow213
Caring for Your Soot Petpet 101

People think soot petpets are low maintenance, but in fact...

by oliver381
Darkest Corner : Tainted?

Blame the Darkest Faerie!

by dark_elfa
The Ultimate Burger

What happens when the 'Ultimate burger" isn't ultimate enough?

by chasing_my_shadow
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Sophie: Swamp Witch

She spends a ton of time preparing brews and she doesn’t even get help from the rest of Neopia. That’s right: this potion-making witch doesn’t hand out quests that ask for unbuyable items and give 5k rewards. How she manages to keep up her stock of ingredients, no one knows, especially considering...

Other Stories


You Can't Get Away From Omelettes
I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin


The Story of the Magic Doorknob
Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...

by lovetheyardstick


Sophie the Swamp Witch
Sophie’s name proves two things about her. She lives in a swamp and she’s a witch.

by dark_goddess_rising


Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]
Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip


Shadowchild: Part Six
"What did you call me that?" I gritted, demanding an answer. Sirocco sliced through the air and I barely dodged it...

by sara_mossflower


Faerie Fanatics: Part Three
I had always wanted to go to Virtupets, but not as a prisoner...

by matjake44_3

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