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Extreme Potato Counter?

How extreme is Extreme Potato Counter really?

by yummywatermelon3035
Finny's Corner

Eeeeeeek! Zombies!

by fox_83
Yum, yum!

It won't be missed...

by unicorn_fantasy13


by bedford33
Neopian Neophyte

You'd look like that if you thought about math all day too!

by leedom111


by riverdale13
Facts of the BD

No need to fear enemy weapons...

by pheonixblaze
Sugar and Spice

I see...Meepits...

by ravendraik
The Burden of Being Evil

Poor Zer...

by hamdrax
Me and My Silly Neos

A little misunderstanding...

by dimonddolphindog
Re@llY Cr@zY

I knew this would work...

by sukuyumaruchan
The 'Achyfi!' Avatar

Oo! For me?

by timelessnight

That Usuki doesn't even have shoes!!!

by icyamber
Randomness #1

What an original title...

by polly_pony_lauren
As Much As a Bori Can Take

All she says is "YOU ARE LATE".

by kudou
And the Meepits Outgrabe

Try harder!

by kittylin
Cooking Pot Remedies

The smart Petpet... logical recipe...

by fire_fly196
Rhetorical Answers

Random events just aren't nice in the Haunted Woods.

by floofeh_one
Ironies of Neopia

Don't be jealous...

Also by shadih_temporary

by blubblub317

Toilet Mistake

A mixup of paint brushes o_O Purple or not?

by lemanto
Fritz and Murfy


by plushiechokato18
Erratic Abnormalitys

They're here!

by erratic_abnormality


by jupeboxgal
Sasha's Sketches

I guess that answers it...

by washeh
Neopian Wackiness

Sketch Pet Wackiness

Also by prettyprincesslady54

by cherv1

Neopia and... Noomoli!

And the winner is...

by glitt_
Snow Grapes

Chocolate vs. Chocoholic

by 13blackdragons
What so Ever

So that's what cloths are good for!

by rubia_flame
Quantum Meep

I found a fossil!

by naniwai_illusion
Sloth on the Rox

Part 7: Present Day

by plushieowner
Search the Neopian Times


"Kayla's Great Discovery" by faeriestories
Kayla tried other combinations and other ingredients but nothing came out that seemed to help. She was just about to give up as she fed a potion to Cocall after checking it for poison...

Other Stories


A Rowze By Any Other Name…
"If Grundioy meant 'introverted soul,' or, or 'quiet artist' or something it would be fine. But all it means is 'Yoidnurg' in my native tongue, and that doesn't mean anything at all!"

by joey200010


"Chill out, Lu!" Rover, the red one, called down from his bunk above. "This place isn't so bad - we've got good food, warm comfy beds, and plenty of soap!"

by buddy33774


Your Awesome Guide to Castle Battles!
BOOM! Castle Battles has just exploded on to the scene. If you haven’t played it yet, I recommend you hurry over there and do.

by rampage_rock


The Ruins of Maraqua: Uncovered!
Deep down in the bottom of Neopia lurks certain creatures living in land filled with water... How did it get there?

by notorious131313


Jhudaberry Soup: Part One
"Just because our owner's working all day doesn't mean you have to cook. We could have bought eggs, or bacon, or chocolate milk…" her voice trailed off dreamily, "but nooo, we had to have soggy old omelette, with gross off veggies."

by sky___phoenix


Needed Beginnings: Rorro and Toragi - Part One
"We're always interested when we see someone new to the junkyard..."

by tdyans

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