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Basic Potion Brewing

Making potions takes practice, insatiable curiosity, love, and a little luck.

by parody_ham
How to Maths: The Food Club Edition

What is ROI? What does TER mean? Stephanie interviews Phoenix, the Food Club pro. collaboration with phoenix79

by swordlilly
Awkward Social Functions and YOU!

Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function.

by precious_katuch14
Under The Sea: Literature of Maraqua

Today we are exploring Maraquan literature! in collaboration with weet_woo

by sessduh
Which Neopian Book Best Fits You and Your Neopet?

Have you ever thought about ALL the books in Neopia? Have you ever wondered which book would be best for you and your pet to read together?

by skittlesrock10292
Top 5 Dance Books

That is such a NON-boring book!

by greyorangegrey
Mutant Morphology Vol. 2

Almost a full year later, part 2!

by hamster_wolf
The Culture and History of Faerieland

Once a grand floating metropolis, now just as grand on the surface of Neopia, is home to many faeries and Neopets. However, the faeries did not always have their own kingdom. In fact, the faeries did not originally call Neopia their home...

by black_skull725
Mira's Tips & Guides to Space Exploration

Read on to learn about about the different academic achievements Mira has accomplished. Also by imbitter

by miist
Journeying Near Haunted Houses

So you want to know about haunted houses, eh? Well let us tell you something straight out the gate: DON’T GO NEAR THEM!

by thehotaru21
What is my Pet Reading, Anyway?

My Tuskaninny, Jakester, is always tucked away with a book. By his count, he’s read 204 books at this point, averaging one a month over the 16.5 years he’s been alive - er, existed - so far. That’s pretty good!

by halleycat2235
 
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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!



As much as many of us would rather hole up in the familiarity, safety and solitude of our Neohomes, sometimes we must step out and interact with other Neopians in social functions, like parties, banquets, swanky business meetings, not-so-swanky and somewhat boring business meetings, sales pitches, subpar talent shows, and recognition ceremonies for folks you vaguely know, for some reason or other. But not all such functions are made equal, which means not all of them are fun and smooth sailing, especially when they have absolutely nothing to do with sailing. Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function. How do you know it just took a turn for the awkward?



Other Stories


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Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book Review
Here is my review of the five books I read, as well as one elusive, extremely rare book that I am still on the hunt for...

by superkathiee

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The Tombola is Out of Cash!
Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu

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Curse Of The Kookith
Asha spent her night dreaming about all the things that had transpired over the last few months...

by zuniak

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Quarry Life
Life for the vast majority of Obsidian Quarry meant keeping their head down and doing the best with the hand they've been dealt. It wasn't much – nothing ever was. But that was all they could expect...

by blueys45

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Inside the Mind of a Lupe
What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0

by stargirl089

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Puns with a Kau
Holy kau, those are a lot of puns!

by roxanna203



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