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King Skaarl to be Replaced by Slightly Rotten Meat

BREAKING NEWS: King Skaarl, a most notable Neopian, known for being the King of Meridell is to be replaced by a slightly rotten half eaten turkey leg.

by stars4ever33
Breaking news: Meepit Invasion Continues

Panic and chaos overnight as the Neopian Times has been shut down permanently due to ‘chronic Meepit invasion’. The Meepits have now rendered the building unsafe by burrowing under supporting walls and have taken up residence in the Editor’s office.

by smilingpony
A Hidden Land: Custard World!

Hey, Neopians, I am Ron190 “Ronnn” the Custard Eyrie. Something you probably don’t know about, a very wondrous place, is my home, the land of Custard World, and that’s what this article is about. My gooey paws aren’t so good for operating a typewriter, so one of my friends, Robin329 the Custard Ixi, asked his Owner, mbredboy31, to type this up for me.

by mbredboy31
BREAKING NEWS: Cute Snowbunnies Defeat Dr. Sloth

An army of cute Faerie Snowbunnies has captured Virtupets’ evil mastermind, Dr. Frank Sloth.

by _brainchild_
The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot

GOOD NIGHT, mr. coconut

by parody_ham
10 Apples You Can Still Eat

Apples. Crispy, sweet, juicy. The perfect fruit. I love them. You love them. And you know what? No matter what stage of freshness apples are in, they’re still delicious.

by newenglandquizzer
Doc has CONQUERED Neopia!

In the past week, the nefarious and rather dashing "Doc", a fire coloured Techo with knowledge of super-science, occult-experimentation, mangling of the universe itself and more, has taken the wide world of Neopia by storm.

by homsar_eggplant
Migratory Coconuts

Breaking news from around Neopia

by mollyscribbles
 
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The Coconut: Introducing a New Mascot



Today we’re unveiling Neopia’s newest source of information: The Coconut. Chock-full of all the most widely asked questions and mostly factual stories, we’ll be the ones delivering the pinnacle of quality to your front door. Or back door. Or dimensional gateway. We’re not picky with our customers or delivery locations. We’ll deliver newspapers via flaming coconuts, so make sure to duck!



Other Stories


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Kauvara's Mixed Potions
A male Pirate Xweetok dressed in a Dapper Xweetok Trousers, Dapper Xweetok Shirt and Waistcoat, Explorer Backpack, Dapper Xweetok Shoes and a Cool Xweetok Wig just walked past Kauvara’s Magic Shop with his Petpet, a Snowbunny when he noticed a sign posted on the door.

by bubbles150

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Shadow Play:Part Six
“How’s this for a study space?”

by cosmicfire918

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Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Three
Isolde was no stranger to falling. On Kreludor, there was a young Draik, a family friend who often visited her home. His name was Egrek.

also written by anachronisms

by tsiegred


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Faerie Unlikely
More like coco-not!

by keoshky

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Woes of a Mutant Uni
Clothing stores these days...

by krabbox



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