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Trouble At The National Neopian?

NEOPIA CENTRAL -- The always-welcoming Bank Manager of the National Neopian Bank sits behind his well-worn desk, as he has for almost two full decades now.

by kittyinthewater
Extraordinary Alien Aishas

Alien Aishas are one of the most unique pets out there. With six ears instead of four and a red triangle symbol on their forehead, they are unlike all other Aishas.

by _clows_cool_pets
Guide: How to Attach Your Petpetpet Easily

So you finally saved up millions of neopoints to buy the PERFECT petpetpet for your pet’s petpet, but it just won’t hop on your petpet? We all know this feeling. Sometimes a petpetpet do stuck in your backpack for days, and your eyes grow sore of checking. But don’t give up and sell it yet! All you need is some little tricks and you will get it attached in no time!

by 636636
5 Next-Level Goals to Achieve

So, you've completed all the more basic goals of Neopia: you have your pets painted and customized just how you like them, you have access to the Secret Lab Ray, and you have the "Ultimate Riches!" bank account type.

Also by venom_creep.

by sugarxcoma

Thrifty Living: Pets, Paints, and You

You! Yeah, you! I see you there, eyeing those paints. You ever feel like you absolutely have to have that Sloth awful expensive color on your pets, but maybe expensive paints, or more properly Paint Brushes are a bit out of your reach?

by fire_earth_aqua__77
Top 10 Retro Avatars to Give You Dem Nostaligic Feel

Top 10 retro avatars to give you them nostalgic feels. And how to get them.

by carmen_lee123
Does the PPL Really Protect?

If you have been on Neopets for a while you must have heard of the Petpet Protection League. This is an organization made for protecting petpets, making sure they are well cared for and that they are not neglected by their owners.

This was a collaboration piece by myself and Suchrob

by pixeldream

Kiss the Mortog: Avatar Guide

A simple guide to help you get closer to the elusive Kiss the Mortog avatar

by silver0225
 
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"Petpetpet Wars:Part Two" by herdygerdy
The weeks passed, as they had the tendency to do. The march of war continued at the same old pace, and Captain Finnegan was almost in a dream. Each day he'd go out on patrol and shoot the Mootix scum out of the sky. He'd watch other pilots have their ballons blown to pieces, or notice as their balloons didn't return. He'd watch the new recruits arrive at the base and launch themselves into duty with almost sickening enthusiasm. He'd watch as the reality of war sunk in, and their once wide eyes became sunken and depressed. That was war, it was Finnegan's job… but now, it seemed largely irrelevant. He didn't live for the battles anymore. He lived for something different. Each night, he'd leave the base and enter the town. He'd make his way to the same old tavern and sit down at the bar. He'd order the usual from the bartender, and sit back as the songs of the Veespa, Tanya, washed over him. When she was finished, they'd sit at the bar and talk until dawn's first light began to shine through the cracks in the walls. They'd talk of their pasts, theirs presents, and their dreams of the future. Finnegan found himself pouring out his heart to this mysterious singer that he'd only just met.He lived for the nights, where he could escape the horrors of the war, and pretend he was someone else entirely. ***




Other Stories


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When Neopia Became A Home
When you first saw Neopia's Neopet Central you were excited and very nervous. All the pets and people and things to do.

Dedicated to Dewdropzz, who never gives up on me.

by harvestmoon66


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The Princess and the Crook:Part Five
I was shaking like a leaf as I took shelter in an alveolus at the bottom of the pyramid.

by chlo26

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The Becoming of the Royal Thief
The hardest things to keep are secrets…

by k3l26

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Neopian Times: The Costume Contest
May the scariest costumes win!

by itsume_tao

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A Bizarre Plot
well do you...?

by lucas_batista_7



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