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Battledome Training With Neocash

We’d all love a super buff BD pet, but anyone who has used the training schools knows it is a tough, slow slog. Reaching maximum strength and defence takes seemingly infinite costly codestones and years of dedicated training.

by unfreeze_divicool72
An Open Letter to Team Altador

The Altador Cup has finally ended for this year, and one Neopian was feeling very reflective on the Cup's hosts.

by apocalyp2e_arii2en
Eleven Things All Kacheek Lovers Should Own

Kacheeks are arguably the cutest Neopet in Neopia. According to the Neopet Popularity page, Kacheeks are the second most created pets in Neopia! Almost three-hundred million Neopets created (not morphed or zapped through the lab ray), over seventeen million that have been created are Kacheeks!

Also by seanman1224

by indebtedness

Handling Your Team’s Loss in the Altador Cup

How to be a sore loser in the most graceful way possible.

by mimitchi880
Slushie Slinger Tips

Do you feel like you are useless at the game or do you want to score more so that you can make your team more likely to win the cup? Maybe these tips will help. But if they do not help, then thank you for reading this anyway and remember that practice makes perfect.

by thedancing
15 Awesome Neopoint Backgrounds For Summer

Does summer get any better than this?

by carrieantonia
Why Gelerts are the best!

Was it a good idea to let a narcissist write articles ? Not sure about that.

Also by Addicted29

by dtrg

 
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"Usuki Singing Stars #42: Alan's Flu Injection" by downrightdude
"Mommy, why are we at the doctor’s house?" Alan wondered. The blue Shoyru looked around the crowded waiting room, swinging his legs as he watched an elderly Elephante wipe his runny nose with a tissue. Mrs. Winston patted Alan’s head gently. "Now, be a good boy and we’ll be home before you know it," said the faerie Kau. Brayden bounced excitedly on his mother’s lap. "Blafoofga!" the baby Shoyru cheered, shaking his rattle. "Ptoofy bata." "When is Mr. Doctor coming?" asked Alan. "I’m hungry! Can we get pizza after we leave? I want pepperoni and cheese." Patricia groaned. "Why did you drag me here, Mom?" the faerie Shoyru groaned, slumping down her seat. "I don’t need to see the doctor." Mrs. Winston leaned to Patricia’s ear and whispered, "You know that I need you because of the ‘you-know-whats’." She bounced Brayden on her lap. "Besides, it won’t take long at all," she said cheerfully. "What won’t?" asked Alan. "Are we getting new toys? Is that why we’re here?" After escorting two blue Usuls to the waiting room, a tall green Gelert wearing a white medical coat examined his clipboard and, noticing the Winstons, greeted them with a friendly smile. "Please, follow me," said the doctor. "We’ll get started right away."




Other Stories


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Usuki Singing Stars #42: Alan's Flu Injection
“Mommy, why are we at the doctor’s house?”

by downrightdude

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Another Night
Nuria was a traveler of the Lost Desert, a Fire Faerie enacting justice when she saw it necessary and retreating into the shifting sands when it was not. Sometimes, this meant disbanding bandit groups or safely returning cargo stolen by common thieves – mercenary work without the pay.

by hyzenthlay___

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The Big Move:Part Two
I was happy to be picked to go to Mystery Island. Not only as my favorite cousins there but the sand between my toes and the tropical drinks always make me happy.

by hannahcreep

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King Altador's Substitute
Queen Nera glanced up often from her painstaking work to watch King Altador and their teenage son, Alarick, play a competitive game of yooyuball. The sport was a popular pastime in the great land of Altador. The game of passing a yooyu around and trying to make it in the other team’s goal excited any Altadorian. Even the king himself grew fond of the game.

by trishabeakens

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Rainbow Pool Troubles
What color are you exactly?

by liezelotte8

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Bad Joke Hissi (Part Three)
You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula



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